( music playing )All right, Korean pop music,
or K-pop, is hugely popular, plus it’s also ridiculous. And when things are popular
and ridiculous, we have no choice
but to bring them to you
on this show, often in game form.
It’s time for… You okay, Link?
You coughing a little bit? – I had a little–
– You got a little something? I don’t know.
Something made me cough. – Let’s get it unstuck.
– A little– a little cough
with a “k.” – Um…
– It had a pop to it. Okay, I’m gonna tell you–
uh, also you got– you got, like, you got,
like, lint on your face – from your amazing sweatshirt.
– Oh, my goodness. Just got all kinds
of things happening. – You ready?
You want to proceed?
– ( gargling ) – Gargle while you’re at it.
– Ah, yes. I’m gonna tell you about
a K-pop band… – Okay. I’m very knowledgeable
with a “k”.
– …and you’re deciding whether or not it’s real
or fake, okay? – Yes.
– And if you get three of these
right, hoo-hoo, you’re gonna have the privilege
of popping a K balloon. If we only had one.
Oh! And if you don’t,
you know who gets to pop it? – You.
– Daddy does. Um, ahem, don’t do that.
Don’t do that. – Don’t call myself “Daddy”?
– No, don’t. – Just trying it out.
You don’t like it?
– What about “Daddy” with a “K”? – “Kaddy”?
– Yeah, okay. – You can be my “Kaddy.”
– Uh, that feels a lot
different. – Okay.
– Here we go, question one. Love ’em. Oh, yes. – Is this real or fake?
– Ha– how would– how would such a succinct term
as “Weki Meki” mean something so wordy as,
“A union of girls who got
the key to their world”? I don’t speak Korean.
I don’t know.
But I’m su– – Very efficient language.
– Yeah. Um…hmm. “Weki Meki” does mean that.
True. You’re right, Link!
And here’s Weki Meki weki-ing
and meki-ing… – They’re here? Oh.
– In their video, “I Don’t Like
Your Girlfriend.” ( music playing ) ( singing in Korean ) ♪ I don’t like
your girlfriend ♪ ♪ I don’t like your girl,
what? ♪ ♪ I don’t like
your girlfriend. ♪ This what I always imagined
girls’ slumber parties
would be like. You know? And I would hear about
Leslie and Amber having
a slumber party, and it was just there
in the kitchen just… very colorful things
happening. Well, we snu–
we went to one of them.
We snuck in. – You’re not supposed
to talk about that.
– They hid us in the closet. And then we asked for food,
and they– you asked for pork and beans. And they brought you
in the closet. – I forgot all about this, man.
– And then Leslie’s mom opens the closet door
and you’re in there
eating beans. Eatin’ beans. Don’t worry,
Mrs. Peeples, I’s just enjoyin’
these beans. I’m staying away
from the girls. Yeah, no foul play. Love ’em. Of course. Wow, that’s a little
presumptuous, right? – Real or fake?
– Man, a lot of– – Dong bang.
– That– – It sounds sexy.
– Both of these have names and then another name
for the band. – Yeah.
– Hmm. – You know.
– Which is why this one
is also true. It is real.
It happened. – I’m sorry, Link,
– Yeah. – Wow, yes.
– ♪ Oo-ee-ow-ow-oh yeah ♪
Play it. And the song is called
“Mirotic.” ♪ You know you got it ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Come on, come on ♪ ♪ Come on,
come on ♪ ♪ I got you ♪ ♪ Ooh, I got blood vessels
pumping on my bicep. ♪ – Yeah.
– And came out of his neck.
That is gross! Yeah, I think the sexiness
also got lost in translation. – Unfortunately.
– Yeah, I did not see
much sexiness. But very polished,
those K-pop bands. Is that what Crossfit
is like? – You guys are into that.
– I think it is.
I think it is. I’m two for two.
I’m gonna get to pop
that balloon. Yeah, Link, I mean,
this is definitely yours
to lose at this point. – Right.
– So you’re going for the sweep. – I only listen to K-pop,
did I say that?
– Nope. Love ’em. – I was there.
– Real or fake? And it was amazing.
I caught a cat, and then I traded it in
for the pudding because I was like,
huh, I prefer the pudding. – In my mind.
– Because? – It’s fake.
– Three for three.
That’s right! This didn’t happen in Korea.
It happened at another type
of live show. – Let’s show the clip.
– It’s a static clip
known as a picture. –Yeah, Link, that– do you
remember when that happened
–Yeah, I’m eating the pudding.– Rhett:Recently at the tour
– Link:I’m eating the pudding.–You’re throwing the cat.
And that cat is either huge
or very close to the camera.Rhett:
Very close to the camera.
I really catapulted that cat.But the cat was used to it.
It’s like, “Whoa!” – I don’t throw cats, guys.
– Three for three. That means I get to pop
the balloon. – You definitely get to pop
– Yes! I’ll give you another–
I’ll find another balloon – to pop if you go five
– Yes! I’ll just find
something else to pop. – It won’t even be a balloon.
– Okay. I don’t catapult cats.
I just hate cats, okay? You could never throw a cat. Love ’em. – Real or fake.
– Right. And you know, they–
they tried to forge documents, uh, for a couple
of weeks there. And then a TMZ,
the Korean version got a hold of it, KMZ. And they ripped them
to shreds. This is sadly true.
This happened. You’re right, Link. Let’s show you
what these guys look like. Let’s show, let’s show. ( singing in Korean ) ♪ Without you I’m hopeless ♪ ( singing in Korean ) ♪ We know it
we need it ♪ ♪ To feel like this. ♪ ♪ None of us are Korean ♪
But that doesn’t matter. You don’t have to be Korean
to do K-pop. That’s right. You know what?
This is now a Korean
YouTube show. – Yes!
– Send us letters. – All in Korean.
– Good. Do I get to pop it yet
or do you have another one? – I have one more, Link.
– Okay. This is for the sweep– man,
hey, if you get the sweep, – you better pop the crap
out of this.
– Yes! – It better be so satisfying.
– Yes! Yeah, “Em-black.” – Real or fake?
– “Woman With a Suitcase.” Did Thunder move on
to acting? It’s “Music Boys That Live
In Absolute Quality.” But you do see them live. I have seen them live and they are absolute…ly
not real. Fake.
“Woman In a Suitcase.” “With a Suitcase.” – Link, they’re real.
– No! And here’s MBLAQ,
“Living In Absolute Quality.”Check ’em out.
And if that’s not enough
for you,– check out Thunder
and his acting prowess.
– Yes. ( music playing ) ( inhales, exhales ) Yeah? – Seems so comfortable.
– You need no words for such
an emotive scene. Well, I think YouTube user
Marry Jane Lucero speaks for all of us
when she says… ( chuckles )
Well, he’s acting, and he’s
doing a great job at it. But you know what, Link?
You still got four out of five. You still get to pop it.
Here’s your balloon.
Here’s your needle. I don’t like to give you
sharp things, but I’m gonna give it to you
and step back. – ( pop )
– ( laughter ) – ( air hissing )
– You hear that? It’s oozing air. – ( pop )
– You hear that? That’s– you can’t use a–
you can’t use this to pop it. All right, then–
then hug pop it.
Hug pop it, Link. – ( pop )
– Both: Yeah! – ( air squealing )
– Oh, no! ( air squealing ) – I’m like a reed wraith.
– It won’t pop. – ( air squealing )
– It can’t be–
It cannot be popped. Wait, Link, Link,
more sharp things. Give me the needle.
I don’t want to use this. I think it’s gonna–
I just need a– You can put the pressure on it
and I can pop it. Make the noise again. I can’t.
I can’t find the hole. – Ready?
– ( air gushing ) ( laughter ) Man, this is like a weird
K-pop music video now.( singing in Korean )–( cat meows )
–♪ Catch me. ♪– Yeah!
– Oh, he did it. – I win!
– Okay. Stay tuned to watch us
try your Christmas food hacks. Link:
Give the ultimate gift,
a mythical gift cardavailable in various amounts
– Today we take baths in sound.
– Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning!
– Link, do you hear that? Do you hear it? – Nottt yet…
– Do you hear the cacophony of sounds that are all around – I think I used that word
correctly, I’m not sure if I did or not. – Yeah, cacophony.
– But everything makes sound. Everything that vibrates and everything around us
has atoms in it and those atoms are vibrating, they’re constantly giving off
sound. We are in a sea of sound right now we just can’t hear it, because our ears are
made to hear just a few things, like my voice talking to you right now, or
me (knocking on table) knocking on this. But there’s sounds all around.
– (knocking on table) – And for years, for centuries people have
recognized that there’s something to this sound… – Mhmm.
– An ancient Sufi master, Inayat Khan, he said, “The knower of the mystery of sound
knows the mystery of the whole universe.” – For realz!
– And did you know that aborigines down in Australia have been using sound to
actually heal things for over 40,000 years with the didgeridoo? (makes low humming noises)
– I did know that. I told you that. – That thing?
– Yep. – And they heal themselves with that.
Anyway, so, people have believed for a long time that there’s something to sounds
being able to actually have therapeutic properties for people. And in the modern
era that has turned into something called: “Sound Baths.”
– Yeah, this is a fascinating thing, and we’re gonna, we’re gonna dive deep into
this, we’re gonna… – Right into the sound bath.
– …experience it ourselves. – Maybe feet first.
– Now, a sound bath is not a tub full of musical instruments. There’s actually…
– That would be cool though. – …technically there is no water involved.
It is a meditative place where you go to experience pure sound. Now, take a look
at this footage of a typical sound bath. As you can see, it’s in a yoga studio
setting. You got people layin’ down on yoga mats with blankets covering them
and there is a sound therapist that is playing various instruments, like tip-toeing
around and didgeridoo, gongs, drums, crystal singing bowls, it’s like all…
– It’s like the ultimate band instructor in high school. – Well, it’s a soothing thing that takes
you to a meditative place. It takes you on a sound journey.
– Oh, yeah. Alright. – So, for some people it’s like a relaxing
meditative concert in the cosmos. For other people it’s just an occasion to take
a nap. Which I think that’s what it would be for me. But, we should find out!
We’ve been inspired… – Yeah.
– …by this whole technique of sound baths. – And it’s not actually going and visiting
a legitimate sound bath, we’ve decided, let’s take the easy way out. Let’s create
our own sound baths for each other, right here. So! To the sound bath! Welcome to our sound bath experience.
Link, you’re the first one in the bath. – Now, let me point out first of all –
we didn’t need to actually be in a bubble bath but I am.
– You’re not complaining about it, are you? – I am not.
– That’s right. – Just soaking it up.
– We’re taking sound bathing up a few notches: A. By incorporating water, but
B. By no sound therapist, but just two speakers. One on each side of your head.
– But you have created the sound therapy that’s going to come out of these speakers.
– Yes. I have created a sound bathing experience for you. You’ve never heard
this before, but I took a lot of time putting something together that is
personalized for you. This is a “For Link Neal” sound bath. Now, this is
designed to calm you down, to bring you to a place of peace. Okay? So anytime
that you’re feelin’ overwhelmed, on edge, you can just come here or maybe just put
on some headphones, and enjoy the sound bath experience that I’ve created for you.
– I’m excited. Or should I say relaxed? – Well you can be relaxed at the end. Just settle in.
– Okay. ♪ (gong-like background music) ♪
(Rhett’s voice) – Hello, Link. – Welcome to your (very loud voice)
SOOUUNDD BAATTHHHH (repeating loudly x 5) SOUUNDD BATTHH (Rhett panting noises in background)
– Breathe more slowly… (Rhett breathing noises in background)
– Mooorrre slowly… (Rhett panting like a dog noises)
(whispers) Sound bath… – (quietly) Now stop breathing.
Yes. That’s perfect. (whispers) SOOUNNDD BATTHHH (peanut butter eating noises in background)
– Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut Peanut Butterrr.
Peanut butter. Peanut butter. – I like that.
(slurping liquid noises in background) – Frosted…frosted…Frosted Mini Wheats.
(whispers) SOUUUNDD BATTHH Frosted frosted mini wheats….yumm… (angelic harmony plays suddenly)
Link. Don’t think. Don’t stink. Don’t wink. Just (two Rhetts at once) LINK!
(Rhett repeating “Ohmmm” in background) (dolphin noises)
– Dolphins! (alternating) SHHHHHH. (whisper) shush
SHHHHHH, shush, be quiet… (running water sound, supposed
to sound like Rhett peeing) – (laughing) Are you peeing? (shouting line from Lion King)
– Ahhh! Zabenyaaa! (in background, Rhett gurgling liquid
at the same time as bird noises play) (gurgling stops suddenly, bird noises continue)
(content sigh after spitting out liquid) (sound stops abruptly)
– Why you gotta pee in my sound bath? – It’s one of the most relaxing sounds.
– (laughs) If you’re doin’ it. – No, no, no. You’re supposed to…
– It was like you were peeing in my left ear. – You’re not supposed to think about me
peeing, you’re supposed to think about you peeing. That’s you peeing.
– Oh, oh, okay. – It was me actually peeing, but, it
should be YOU peeing, for you. Not me peeing for you to pee.
– Um. Wow. – Are you, are you relaxed?
– I mean, it was very immersive, like there was like dolphins over here…
– Mhmm. – …and then there was like gurgling over
here, and there was like… – And some of your favorite things!
Peanut butter and frosted mini wheats, I mean I ate like four or five LARGE
tablespoons of peanut butter, late at night…
– There was a point where you like led me on some breathing exercises…
– Did some panting. – …yeah, and there was like a dog panting
in my right ear. – That was me panting.
– (laughs) Okay, and then at a certain point you were like, “Stop breathing.”
– Yeah. Did you stop at that point? – I held my breath. That was cool, but
at a certain point I had to start breathing again. You didn’t tell me to do that.
I would recommend a verbal cue, like, “Okay, start breathing again.”
– Okay. Noted. – Just for safety reasons. Now that I know
what to expect, when I experience it again I think it can take me somewhere…deeper.
– Okay. – ‘Cause it was like, everything was a new experience…
– It was so new. So new. It was overwhelming. – You’ll probably find me listening to it secretly.
– I….well I hope I will. – Like, if I need to pee, like I’ll probably
play that part of it. – Do you feel like you’ve been
healed at all? A little bit? – Oh, I don’t think nothing’s ailin’ me, so.
– Okay. Alright. – I have one for you too.
– Oh? – It’s a little different. We’re not gonna
drain this, you’re just gonna have to, uh, I’m gonna get out first.
– Yeah. Switcharoo. – And then you’re gonna get in. – Okay, Rhett. Now it’s your turn to experience
the sound bath that I’ve created for you. – The water, the water could be a little
bit warmer in here. You coulda peed in it. – Yeah.
– Probably woulda helped. – (laughs) Well, I almost did halfway through
that thing. Okay, so here’s what I’ve done. I’ve gone in a totally different direction here…
– Okay. – …I wanted to get a little experimental
with this thing. Instead of relaxing you I have created an immersive, psychic,
sound bath experience to pump you up. Kinda like a pre-game ritual where you
listen to something that’s really gonna get you goin’. Like you’re gonna kick
field goals or somethin’… – Yeah, ’cause all those field goals I kick.
– (laughs) So, I’ve given you the life version of that. Where it’s like, this sound bath is going
to PUMP you up. You know… – Like an every morning kind of thing.
– Yeah, it’s like, you’re gonna be fired out of an audio cannon!
– Okay. – Alright?
– I can get into that. (sound bath starts, rock music plays)
(loud karate noises in background) HUAH HUAH HAH HUAH HUAH HAH (in background)
– Are you ready to take a bath in the sound of INSPIRATION?
(HUAH HAH continues in background) Breathe in through your left nostril and out
through your right nostril at the same time! That’s it.
(deep loud voice) THAT’S IT RHETT. What time is it?
(deep loud voice) THIS IS YOUR TIME. What day is it?
(deep loud voice) THIS IS YOUR DAY. (thunderstorm noises in background)
Can’t nobody rain on YOUR charade. Go get ’em tiger! Pounce on life! (Link making
tiger noises at same time as real roar) (drum beats play in
background rhythmically) Three, two, one! POW! You’re an endangered
tiger, the last of your breed! (Link roaring) When you die (Link roars) doe-eyed
children will weep! (screaming, crying noises) Scientific researchers will abandon their
studies! (screaming, roaring, hissing noises) (deep loud voice) GIVE ME AN R, GIVE ME
AN H, GIMME AN E, GIMME A T! (creepy far away voice)
R-H-E-T! (voice gets higher pitched) R-H-E-T! (even higher pitched now)
R-H-E-T! R-H-E-T! (Link screaming) (voice is extremely high pitched) R-H-E-T!
R-H-E-T! (loud, high hawk call, Link screaming) (deep loud voice, Link still screaming in background)
IMAGINE BLEEDING FROM YOUR EYESOCKETS. (Link screams in high-pitched voice)
– Ahh! I’m bleeding from my (voice gets very deep) EYESOCKETS!
(deep loud voice) Channel that pain. (two deep loud voices in tandem)
YOU DON’T HAVE TO PROVE NOTHIN’ TO NOBODY EXCEPT YOURSELF! YOU ARE RHETT!
THE UNBURNT (bird call in background) THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS. CLOSED EYES, FULL HEARTS,
CAN’T LOSE! EAT LIGHTNING AND CRAP THUNDER! (bees buzzing in background)
Become the bees! Let the bees take you awaaayyyyyy! (voice gradually turns very high pitched)
(bees continue buzzing and gradually stop) – That’s it, Rhett. You’re SUPER. – Is it safe to come up now?
– (laughter) You can come out of the psychic sound bath experience that I just
doused you with. – Wow, I don’t think I could handle it every morning.
I’m, I don’t feel pumped, I feel, I feel a little uneasy.
– (laughs) – Hold on, but, also…you know how to
spell my name? – Yeah, yeah. There’s two T’s at the end.
– Yeah, what happened to the second T? I was really into that I was like, “R-H-E-T”
and then it started over again. (crew laughing in background)
– Right it’s ’cause it left you wanting MORE… – What am I wanting?
– …from LIFE. – About getting the second T or what?
– You gotta go out into life and find your other T. – Tell me about the bees.
– Well, there was tigers… – Yeah.
– …and you were a tiger, and you were an endangered tiger…
– That was killed. – …right, that when you die, researchers
will just abandon their studies ’cause there’s nothing else like you.
– You also said a couple of things that I think were kind of, a little bit of a
change on the normal way things are said. You said, “Don’t let anyone rain on your charade.”
(crew laughing in background) – Right. You be YOU, man. You do YOU.
And you are the… – My life is a charade.
– …you are the unburnt, you are the mother of dragons… – Yeah, I heard that.
– …I took something from the, what’s that football television show we used to watch?
– Friday Night Lights. You got that wrong, too. – But I…but it’s in there. Inspirational.
– Yeah I think it was, “Full hearts… – Closed eyes, can’t lose.
– …clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose” is what I think it is. – Right. And then you eat lightning and crap thunder.
– Well, that makes sense to me. – That’s from Rocky.
– That really is a line? – Oh yeah. I haven’t seen Rocky but I
googled “Awesome lines to pump people up” – Well, I can’t make the same promise to
you that I’ll listen to this again, but I really appreciate the effort.
– You’re bleeding from your eyesockets. – I remember that now, too. I had already
forgotten that. – If you start your day bleeding from your
eyesockets, it’s only uphill from there. You know? It just puts everything in perspective.
– But there was a lot of sound and I do think it was definitely an experience.
– There was sound. That’s the best compliment I can get.
– And I am in a bath. Or at least a horse trough. – Let’s put our shirts back on.
– Your shirt is on. (everyone laughs)
– It’s true. – I’ll put mine on. – Wow, that was fun!
– Well, that’s one way of describing it. – I want you guys to be able to experience
the sound baths the way that we just did, so what we’ve done is we have uploaded
our sound baths to our SoundCloud account. – And now you can download them from there!
– Yeah. It’s SoundCloud.com/RhettAndLinkMusic that’s where we’ve been uploading instrumental
versions of our songs over the past couple of years. You may not have even
known about it! So, get some instrumental music, also get each of our sound baths…
– Yeah! Have the sound bath and uh, no bath required. Let us know what you
think about that experience. – Totally free!
– Also, thanks for liking and commenting, and subscribing!
– You know what time it is. “Here’s the Healey’s, and
we’re in the Poconos!” “And it’s time to spin the
Wheel of Mythicality!” – We have an Instagram, and it’s Wednesday
so that makes it Waffle Wednesday on the Rhett and Link Instagram! Check it out!
– Ahhh! Click through to Good Mythical More, I’m going to introduce you to the most
famous location of a sound bath, that is the Integratron…
– Oohh. – This thing is amazing, we have some
amazing footage, too. -Rhett sold Link’s cow for a magic bean. -Uhhh, excuse me, I need to go check on
my cow, I left it outside. – Oh, that cow? That was yours?
– What, what do you mean, that cow? It was kind of a surprise that I even had a cow.
– Well yeah… – I was gonna say, “Hey look! I got a cow, Rhett!”
– Yeah but I, I sold it. (inhales) I found a guy with a magic bean and uh,
you know how much I like beans. – Well, lemme see the bean.
– Oh, I ate it. I like beans.
– The battle for the best
Halloween candy continues. – Let’s talk about that. (funky music) – Good mythical morning. – It’s a big day for us. Our novel, The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek is out today! – Whoo!
(crew applauds) – Scoop it up where ever you get books. Barnes & Noble has signed copies. Target has a special edition with photos and you can buy it from anywhere by visiting BleakCreek.com. Can’t wait for you to read it. – Yes.
Now, today. It’s is day two of our best
Halloween candy tournament which means we’re done day
closer to selecting a winner and one day closer to
selecting an insulin provider. – If you haven’t seen yesterday’s episode well, click on it and catch up because we’ve got eight
more delectable candies to toss down our lower face holes and only four will emerge victorious. It’s time for The Bewitching Battle of the Best Halloween Candies, day two. – A quick recap if you take a look at
our gastrointestinally glamorous candy bracket you’ll see that four candies have advanced to the quarter finals. Those are Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. – [Link] Butterfinger. – [Rhett] Milky Way. – And Snickers. Now we got four more spots left and the eight candies
fighting for those spots are Jolly Ranchers. – [Rhett] Kit Kat. – [Link] M&M’s. – [Rhett] Swedish Fish. – [Link] Reese’s Pieces. – [Rhett] Skittles. – [Link] Twix. – And Almond Joy. – Let’s eat up. (foreboding laughter) – Our first match up is the 15th seed with 2,057 votes, Jolly Ranchers against the second seed
with 9,040 votes, Kit Kat. – All right, and
peng-manning the board today is Matt Lieb. Look a that.
– Happy Halloween. – Are you a happy penguin? – Oh, stoked.
I’m a stoked penguin who’s entire habitat is melting. (crew laughs)
– Oh, wow. – There’s a message with this costume. I appreciate that. – So, you’re not wearing that just because it was the only one that was tall enough for you? – No, no, no. I’m wearing it because I
just moved to North Hollywood where it’s a lot cooler than it is in my normal habitat. – [Link] Oh my gosh. – (laughing) North Hollywood. – Climate change.
All right. – Jolly Ranchers, the most popular flavor according to surveys is blue raspberry. Because people love things
that do not actually exist. (crew chuckles)
– That’s true. I like the apple. – Let’s do a real time just sucking on Jolly Ranchers. And just no edits, no cuts. We stay here until they’re gone. – And of course over here we have Kit Kat ’cause I’m giving up on that bit. – I’m still sucking on the Jolly Rancher. – It’s gonna be forever. I would say it’s like 15 minutes. – I’d say it’s 50 minutes. I got a gentle tongue. (crew chuckles) – I don’t care. Now, here’s the thing man. (Rhett spits) (Jolly Rancher clatters) – Almost. – You got these Kit Kats and it’s just, they’re
just made to be shared. – Oh yeah. – Or at least a portion for yourself. – Can I have the right one? – Here’s a fun fact. The song
♪ Give me a break ♪ was written in 1982. It was composed by Micheal A. Levine who would go on to
produce all of the music for Nickelodeon’s Naked Brothers Band. – And also be Stevie’s father. – No, and. (Rhett applauds) – No, no. – [Stevie] Thank you. – One of the brothers in
the Naked Brothers Band was Nat Wolff who would go on to star in Hereditary as the brother. (Rhett grunts)
Spooky. And also Stevie’s brother.
– Brother! (Rhett applauds) – [Stevie] Thank you.
– I have not seen Hereditary. – I have. Really the part you
don’t wanna play in that is the little sister (chuckles). – Okay.
Kit Kats don’t taste as great with the Jolly Rancher. – Jolly Rancher is really it’s doing things for me and it’s not even in my mouth anymore. I’m just thinking about what it was like to have a blue raspberry
Jolly Rancher in my mouth. – But I gotta a special
place in my heart for Kit Kat because it not only tastes so good it captures comradery. – I know, I mean Jolly Ranchers. They’re stronger than the
votes gave them credit for but it can’t beat a Kit Kat. Who are we kidding? – But, it’s a happy rancher. – I know, I just don’t feel like we can send Jolly Rancher through. It is a jolly Rancher, he’s– – I tried, Jolly Rancher.
– a happy cowboy. – Hope we didn’t take
away all your jollies ’cause Kit Kat.
– Moving on. – All right. (foreboding laughter) – It’s the seventh seed
with 3,136 votes, M&M’s versus the 10th seed with
2,901 vote, Swedish Fish. – Fun fact, Link. What do you think is
the most popular candy in the whole world? – Swedish Fish.
– No, it’s M&M’s How many M&M’s do you
think come in a fun size? – I would say six. Okay, three. Six, nine 12, 13?
– 13? Is that consistent across packaging? – That, that’s gotta be. – What’s the quality control here? – Three, six, nine 12, 13, 14.
– 14! What?
You’re being cheated! Sometimes. Or, you know what? You’re getting an extra M&M sometimes. Why are you complaining? – Someone’s being treated. How many Swedish Fish do
you think are in a pack? – Seven? – Count those. – Six, what? – And then just to keep
our sample size the same. One, two, three, four five.
– Five, what? (crew chuckles) – Up, there’s the other one. – Six!
– Six. – You know what, the Swedish the Swedish are so consistent. They would never give
you different numbers. – Swedish Fish are vegan is that why you love them so much? – You know me.
(crew laughs) – It’s a powdery berry. – Go on. – And then you got the M&M’s. – I like an M&M.
– I don’t like ’em because they’re just too close
to pharmaceuticals to me. I think that’s what it is. I just feel like it–
– What? – I feel like it’s a
gateway drug to drugs. (door bell chimes) – Looks like somebody’s at the door again. – Who could this be? Christine.
(crew laughs) ♪ Sha la la la la, give me treats ♪ The trick if you don’t give me treats is I give you crabs, so. – Well, you’re still a
couple of days early. – What? Just give the banana Laffy Taffy! (crew laughs) – She’s so eager that Christine. – She loves the candy,
but timing is everything. I don’t know, did my
drug argument sway you? – I’m already on team Swedish Fish anyway. I don’t have to be persuaded. – Listen. Yesterday, there’s a lot of backlash from the peanut M&M thing. Not moving forward. So, I feel like I gotta make an argument for M&M’s to move forward because they’re not my jam.
– I think it was the peanut M&M’s that people
really wanted to move forward and we can’t do that. I don’t know if this is really
gonna make up for anything. – Regular ones aren’t as good as those. So, I’m deferring to you. I don’t wanna burst your bubble. So, you love the Swedish Fish. – So let’s keep disappointing people? – Yeah. I love for you to be happy.
– Yes! We’re moving on the Swedish Fish! – [Link] You like a Swedish Fish pengman? – Well, yes. Soon it will be the only fish that is left in the environment. (foreboding laughter) – Next match up’s between seed 11 with 2,750 votes, Reese’s Pieces and seed six, with 3,896 votes, Skittles. – Skittles. – Now, they’ve done
away with the fun size. Sorry to spoil your fun but there’s no more fun
sized Reese’s Pieces. So, you just gotta get the biggin’ and every single package what they’re going for, they say is 50% orange, 25% brown, and
25% yellow in every package. – I can tell you right now yeah, that’s about right. – Oh, these are light on yellow. Very light on yellow. – I’ve gotta take issue with the fact that for this Halloween candy tournament if they discontinue the
Halloween candy size I don’t think it’s Halloween candy at all. – Listen. I’m agreeing with you. And also let me say that the inside, the
peanut butter is very good but it is not as good and it is not the same peanut butter as what you get inside of a Reese’s Cup. – The ratios that you claimed didn’t quite hold true. – Yeah, they’re light on yellow. Look how light they are on yellow here. – Mm-hmm.
– All right. – Does it really matter though? – Let’s try a Skittle. How many Skittles? – I was gonna ask the same thing. I would say–
– 12. – 14. – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Four, eight–
– ‘Cause this matters, too. It’s like are you gonna get enough of them to be satisfying.
– 16 Skittles? – Three, six–
– 16 Skittles! – 12–
– Think about that. – 14.
– Whoa, very inconsistent. Or maybe I counted wrong. – Okay, so there we go. We’re just gonna say there’s 15 of those. Taste the rainbow. Great slogan introduced in 1994. And if it ain’t broke don’t, don’t not taste it. – So fruity.
– Mm-hm. This is a great little candy. It’s not as popular as Starburst. Based on sales. – I prefer the taste of Starburst and I also prefer the
taste of Reese’s Pieces but I’m offended by them
doing away with the fun size and I feel like we should punish them. – Yeah.
This is not a Halloween size. It cannot move forward. It is disqualified! – Hey, out of the running Reese’s! – So, Skittles for–
– Yeah! – No good reason of it’s own moves on. Look at that penguin. – Yeah, I’m allergic to peanut butter. So, I appreciate your choice here. (foreboding laughter) – And finally we have seed
three with 6,635 votes, Twix versus the 14th seed, 2,259 votes Almond Joy. – The word twix, is actually
a mash up of twin bix ’cause bix is what the
Brits call a biscuit. – Twix is not the first thing I go to when I’m raiding my kids’ candy. But it’s very early. – It’s solid though. – It’s nice ’cause it
keeps you eating chocolate but there’s enough of that cookie in there to feel like you’re kind of
breaking up the experience. – Right, so you can keep eating chocolate. – Yeah. – There’s no reason (chuckles) there’s no reason there’s good reason these
are really popular worldwide because they’re good. It’s a nice mixture, but. – You know, caramel can get too chewy and they’ve nailed the consistency. It’s creamy.
It’s a creamy caramel. – Yeah, it melts in your mouth. – Now, Almond Joy, I
know you like Almond Joy but it was the 14th seed in our worst Halloween candy tournament of last year. – I can’t help that people–
– That’s gotta tell you something.
– Don’t have good taste. I mean, look at this.
It’s perfect. It’s a Mounds with an almond on top of it. – With a growth on it. – I love-a the coconut. – We might need to
cauterize that, you know? Fun fact. – [Rhett] Give it to me. – They coat the almond in choclate and then they coat the whole
thing in chocolate again. So half of the almond
has double chocolate. – Double chocolate. – And that’s beautiful. The problem is that all
this white stuff is coconut. – That’s not a problem if you’re like me and you like coconut. I think Almond Joy is one of the most complete
candy bars ever to be made. – It’s actually not bad at all. And I don’t even like coconut. – I think it’s got a great name. I think the fact that it’s got what it makes you feel inside the name. It’s a little cue,
don’t forget to feel joy when you eat this almond. – Did I like this last year? Because I’m starting to like
it at least a little bit. – Coming around. – But far enough–
– It’s coming around. – No, I’m sticking with Twix. – Hold on a second. This isn’t even technically a Twix. They’re single packaged. The whole idea is this twin bix, dude. This isn’t twin bix anymore. This is just a bix. One bix. – It tastes wonderful. So I’m saying Twix. – I’m on team Almond Joy. – Well, I guess we need a tie breaker. – Well, thankfully we’ve
got the YouTuber of Yikes the High Priest of Horror movies and co-host of the Dead
Meat podcast, deadmeatjames. (crew applauds) – [Link] All right James, come on over. – He’s happy to be here. – Yeah, I am! Ooh, there’s a little chair. – Yeah, there you go.
– All right. – Hey man.
– Hey, how’s it going? – Welcome to the show.
– Thank you. – So we got Almond Joy and we’ve got Twix. Go ahead and break into those. We need your help. You know horror.
– Yes. – So maybe that means you know which one of these scares you the most. – You were right, this
kind of looks tumorous. – Exactly. You didn’t eat the pod. You gotta really get that. – Stopped short of the tumor. – You gotta really get that. – You a coconut man? – I don’t have anything against it. I feel like a lot of people just have this major grudge against it. – Right, right. Was that a horror reference? – No, but I could make one.
(Link gasps and moans) It’s not the taste, it’s the consistency. Oh god. – The Grudge, remember? – Yeah right. What are you experiencing
with the twin bix? Which is not technically
a twin, it’s just a bix. – I do appreciate that argument, actually. ‘Cause you know, if
feels like it’s missing some of it’s essence. – It’s lonely.
– Yeah, right. Where’s the other one? – It’s right there in a bucket. – You know what, there’s a lot of like what is this?
Cookie? In there. – [Link] That’s the bix. – That’s the bix, yeah, yeah. I think there might be a
little bit too much bix. – Too much bix! You heard it here! So you’re gonna go with Almond Joy, right? – I’m trying to make up my mind here. (Rhett laughs)
– But how does it taste? It tastes fabulous. – It tastes okay, but you know what? This does feel, the Almond
Joy kinda feels like I’m getting all my macros in at once. – Okay, you’re going with
the nutritionist angle. – I’m gonna be honest, just
in case people are watching I don’t really like candy that much. (Rhett laughs)
Or sweet things. But I am, you know– – Glad you’re here.
– I’m a spooky expert. I’m a spooky expert. – Yeah, yeah.
Hey. – You know what, think
of it at a blank slate for me to judge these. – That’s good.
– It sounds like you’re voting for Twix.
– No, absolutely not. I’m gonna go with the Almond Joy. – Almond Joy!
(Rhett applauds) Advances!
Yes! – Penguin-man, what a freakin’ upset. – [Rhett] Whoo! – [James] So many people
are mad at me right now. (Rhett laughs) – [Rhett] Thanks for being here, man. – [James] Thank you.
– Well, there you have it. The eight final candies that
will be facing off tomororw so be sure to come on back to see which one is the best of them all. – Thanks for liking,
commenting and subscribing. – Now you say you know what time it is. – You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Gia! – Hi, I’m Marita. – And the Halloween weekend in Iceland! – [Group] And it’s time to
spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Whoo! – There’s mythical beats in Iceland. – Of course. – Click the top link to watch
us play a scary VR game. Affected: The Manor in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – [Rhett] You’ll fall in love
with our new autumn wear. Mythical and GMM long sleeve tees are available now at mythical.com.
– [Both] Come dig with us. (eerie music) Let’s talk about that. (lightning cracking) (howling) (spooky music) Good mythical morning. – And it’s still Bleak Creek week, y’all. Our book is out. Wherever you get books, you can get it. The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek. Go to bleakcreek.com to get all the links. Barnes & Noble’s got signed copies, Target’s got a special
edition with photos. – Yeah! – Bleak Creek it up,
share one with friends. Super proud of it, can’t
wait for you to read it. – Thank you. And happy Halloween! (Link howling) This year, we’re dressed as the
Grady Twins from The Shining because we love the
anti-bullying message they spread when they invited little
Danny to come play with them. Oh, and because they’re scary as crap! – Yeah, so come play with us on this hallowed day of spooks and scares, ’cause today we’re tackling
the scariest thing of them all: improper emotional compartmentalization. – In a way, yes, because we’re gonna be
digging through things that we buried deep down below
and hoped to never see again in a spooky six-foot-tall
box filled with dirt that we leave things again that we call The Spooky Six Foot Tall
Box Filled with Dirt That We Leave Things In!
(dramatic music) – We’ve done Coke, bleach, air, Guinness, salt, pool water, nail polish remover. – Mouthwash, champagne,
Shamrock Shakes and whiskey, a ’93 Infiniti G20, margarita,
and now it’s time for Left on a Shelf, Six Feet Under Edition. – We’re gonna be presented
with an item or several items and options for what
happened to those items when they were placed at the bottom of a six-foot-tall creation that is basically a vertical coffin. – Yes, this macabre monstrosity was filled with soil and earthworms and the items were left
trapped at the bottom of it for an entire month. – If we get three or more wrong, we will be forced to say silent. – Say silent?
– No, just stay silent– – Okay, we’ll stay silent. – Like the dead throughout
all of Good Mythical More. (woman screaming) We buried a whole gallon of milk for a month.
– Yeah we did. – Because that’s something
that we woulda done when we were eight, and now
it’s being presented under this. – Yes, it wasn’t in this wood until now. This is how we’re hiding the results. – That’s a coffin.
– It’s a coffin. – All right. According to the crew, did one
of these two things happen? Did the gallon of whole
milk buried six feet under, A, get smashed and smelly, like Lindsay Lohan
brunching at the landfill or, B, turn completely brown, like that avocado I spent $2.50 on only to get home to cut into
it and realize I wasted $2.50, even though I spent several minutes manhandling dozens of
avocados at the grocery store with growing desperation because
it shouldn’t be that hard to find a decent freaking
avocado in Southern California. And when I found that avocado, it looked just right on the
outside and felt almost perfect. And it’s just not fair. Why does something always happen to me? It’s like God hates me or something. Who wrote this? (crew laughing) That’s a tough life. – That was long, that was a long answer, but I think it’s either
turn completely brown or get smashed and smelly. – I hope it didn’t get smashed. – Well, I’m gonna go ahead and tell you– – But it’s a lotta weight.
– That’s a lotta pressure. – I don’t smell anything right now. – And there’s absolutely
no doubt in my mind that this got smelly. You can’t have–
– But did it get smashed? – Milk doesn’t turn brown
if you leave it out. – All right, A.
– It just, it just, it just stays white and nasty. – Get smashed and smelly. – Here we go. – Oh my goodness. – Uh-oh.
– It’s in there. That’s a lotta dirt. – Okay, I’m gonna set this
over on the side here. – Hold on, hold on. Let me use one of my, one of my trowels. There it is. Now, do you want me to just puncture it? – No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, it’s smashed. And it’s not brown.
– I bet it’s smelly. You know what? I just so happen to have a
glass, if not two glasses. (crew laughing nervously) Why are you guys… Why are you guys looking concerned? Science! All right. So, pour it. (crew laughing) – Why don’t you just smell it? – Ugh!
(Rhett laughing) Actually… Ugh, smells like cottage cheese– – “Ugh; actually, ugh.” (laughing) – We gotta open this thing up. (Rhett retching) – That’s wrong; your
smeller doesn’t work, man! – Look at this thing. – [Rhett] It’s curdled. – [Link] Look at that. – [Crew Member] Oh, no, no! – [Link] It’s cottage cheese. – [Rhett] You can probably eat it. – It’s just cottage cheese. Cottage, please.
(both laughing) (woman screaming) – Green grapes buried for
a month six feet under. Did they, A, develop a thick fuzz like my Aunt Debbie’s upper lip or, B, turn gray and shrivel like my Aunt Debbie’s lower lip? – Oh, Aunt Debbie got some lip issues. – Turn gray and shrivel. Develop a thick fuzz. A month. – Yeah, ’cause I think there
would be like a moldy growth, but then would that be
replaced by gray shrivel? – I feel like it’s kinda
protected down there a little bit. – I think there’s earthworms in it and it’s a live and active site, so I think there’s some air getting to it. – I think it’s got a thick fuzz on it. – We’re going with A. – We’re on the same page. – [Link] Okay, let’s find out. – Going for some fuzz. Oh, we don’t know yet. – Okay. Gotta do some trowelage. (thudding) – (gasping) Oh, did you hear that?! Not too phony. – [Rhett] Oh, look. Look at that. – [Link] Oh my gosh. – [Both] It turned into a bolt! (crew laughing) – Where dem grapes at, Neil? – Oh, oh. – Oh, a worm! Ergh!
– Dead worm. – [Rhett] Where da grapes at? – [Link] Where my grapes at? Oh, there they are. Okay. Now, we gotta– Do we have a– – Oh, I think this is gray and shri– Well, hold on, I can’t tell. – [Link] No, it’s moldy. – Oh yeah, look at.
– Thick fuzz, man. – [Rhett] There’s a thick fuzz. Oh, look at that. Look at that thick fuzz. – I think we gotta de-dirt it. – De-dirt dem grapes! – De-dirt! – You know what? Look, look, look. – Oh, yes, yes, yes. – [Rhett] Archeologist. – [Link] Archeologist. – [Rhett] Archeology happening. – [Link] We’re in a different field today, brushing grapes.
– Hold on, Link. That’s mostly gray and shriveled. I think we were wrong, dude.
(buzzer buzzing) – Yep, we were wrong. This looks like my Aunt Linda’s toes. (Rhett laughing) (woman screaming) – Okay, for the rest of the rounds, we’re gonna be given a specific
result and we have to guess which of multiple items that applies to. – Okay, so we buried some packing peanuts and a roll of toilet paper, and the crew wants us to guess which item disappeared without a trace,
like The Hey Hey Show. – Oh, hey, hey!
– Ooh, that hurts. All right. Was it, A, the packing peanuts, B, the toilet paper, or, C, both? Disappeared. Now, interestingly enough, I did a science project
where I buried toilet paper. Me and Michael Jubie,
we buried toilet paper to test the biodegradability of it. – And? This could be relevant. (laughing) – We lasted a month, we dug
it up, and it was the same. – We know that these are made of some sort of organic material and you can eat them, right? I am assuming that these are
the edible packing peanuts. – Well, there’s only one way to find out. – There’s not much to them, but do they completely disappear? You know what, maybe
the things in the soil– (crunching) Maybe the things in
the soil consumed them. – Yeah. – But, you know what? You did your experiment in the ’90s– (crew laughing)
And… Toilet paper has changed quite a bit. – Did you know that was a packing peanut? – What? – (laughing) You actually scared me ’cause you played it off so well. I was like, “Dude, I just
fed you a packing peanut. “I just want you to know that ’cause–” – I’m gonna win an internet award. I’m gonna win a Webby
for that performance. (both laughing) – I don’t think either one disappeared, but that’s not an option, so I’m just gonna go with packing peanuts. – Yeah, why not? ‘Cause it completely
disappeared in my mouth. I’m saying this is still here. See; yep, I’m right. – You and Michael Jubie to the rescue. – You would’ve thought, but, see? Me and Michael J. And did that disa– Oh, look at that. But look at what you get. You can get the empty roll out– – You having trouble speaking? – And still have the toilet tissue here. You’re not gonna find anything because–
– Oh, look; worm. – [Link] We got that right. – These worms consumed it, man. They consumed it. There’s absolutely nothing in there. No packing peanuts whatsoever. So, if you wanna bury a dead body, if it’s made from packing
peanuts, you’ll be okay. (woman screaming) All right, so we got an
egg and some Doritos. Which item cracked under the pressure like cracked-under-the-pressure Brian? (crew laughing)
– Okay. – Just the egg, just the Doritos, or both? Or neither!
– No, neither, it says. I mean, how could– How could these– – Is there that much pressure?
– Not crack? Yeah, I don’t think these would crack. – And you just said, “How
could these not crack?” – That’s ’cause I just
said the wrong thing. – [Rhett] Oh, okay. – I didn’t say what I was thinking. – But I know that an egg–
(crunching) Will just rot, basically,
over the course of a month and then probably get soft and cracky. – Egg shells are notoriously strong, man. It’s a beautiful design. Like, the egg gods (glove
squeaking) really– (glove squeaking) Did a good thing. (glove squeaking)
– Neither. I don’t think either one of them cracked. – I think it’s the egg. Well, know what? I did mean what I said, neither. – What?! I don’t know who to believe anymore. – I’m not saying what I’m meaning, but I agree with what you’re saying. – So, neither of them cracked?
– Right. – Three, two, one. Be careful now, ’cause if
you crack one of them now, that don’t count. – Now, hold on; before you dig into that, let’s look over here. – [Rhett] Let’s find the Doritos. – ‘Cause there is an
issue with these Doritos. Oh, they are white. – [Rhett] Yeah, they didn’t crack though. They sogged. – Look at that. That’s–
– They lost their– – [Both] They lost their color. – They didn’t get sunlight. They quit doing photosynthesis. – They became ghost Doritos. – I gotta be careful. – [Link] Look at all of these Doritos! – Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! ♪ Ahh ♪ Look at that, Link. Take a bite outta that. Oh, no-no, no, don’t! (Link laughing) You gonna bust a rotten egg in my face? (both laughing) – Put it down here, let’s open it. C’mon man, let’s
Charlotte’s Web this thing. – Just tap it. – [Link] I bet it’s not rotten. (crew member groaning) It’s just an egg! – [Rhett] Smell it. – You want me to– You want me to what? – Take a good whiff. Oh god!
(Link gagging) (crew laughing) (woman screaming) – So, now we’ve got a Gordita Crunch and– – And a lamb’s brain, yum! – Which item completely disintegrated like my interest in watching
a Kevin Spacey movie? (both laughing) Was it the brain, the
Gordita Crunch, or both? Completely disintegrated.
– Well, okay. – Now, that’s mushy. – I feel like the fact
that we already had, we saw what happened with a Dorito, which is basically a tortilla, and we know that didn’t disintegrate. It just turned white. So, I think this one didn’t disintegrate. But I could totally see–
– We’ve already won. – I could totally see a brain
just completely disappearing, especially a lamb’s brain. They’re really dumb. – All right, I agree. I think it’s just the lamb’s
brain that disintegrated. The Gordita Crunch is– – Well, let’s check and see
if we’re right on the Gordita. Why don’t you open that up? – Okay. And I’m-a take this down. And you know what? I got a special sifter here. Let’s go panning for gold. – Sifter? – Take all this into there. – [Rhett] Don’t lose the crunch now. – Come on. – I think I see the Gordita;
it’s just floating at the top. – I know, but that, (stammering)
that feels good to do this. Let the sifter do it’s work. – It’s not doing much. (laughing) – Okay, this right here–
– There it is. – [Link] Appears to be a Gordita Crunch. – [Rhett] Oh, cheesy! – [Link] Look at the inside of that. – [Rhett] Let’s see what happened. (Link gagging) – Doesn’t smell good.
– You think that’s bad? Let’s see what happens with the brain. – Now, do you have a sifter too? Do you wanna use that? We can be sifter sisters. ♪ The siftin’ sisters ♪ – That’s us. – Thursday nights at
the Lowcountry Lounge! – If there’s a brain in
there, we’re gonna find it. Oh, is that it? – [Rhett] That’s a worm. ♪ Siftin’ sisters ♪ ♪ We been siftin’ all our lives ♪ ♪ Just lookin’ for gold nuggets
and some brains in a box ♪ ♪ Put some brains in the
dirt and sift it all day ♪ ♪ See what you find and
see if you’re okay ♪ ♪ ‘Cause we’re the siftin’ sisters, yay ♪ ♪ Sometimes the siftin’ sisters
get a little impatient ♪ ♪ And they start diggin’ in the dirt ♪ ♪ ‘Cause they don’t wanna wait for it ♪ (crew laughing) – Is that a, is that a– – I just rhymed patient with wait for it. – Is that a brain? – [Rhett] ‘Cause I’m a siftin’ sister. – No, that’s a dirt clog. – [Rhett] There’s nothing in here, man. That brain’s gone. – Did the brain disintegrate? Are we correct or can we
not just find the brain? – Hey, you gotta get
rid of a lamb’s body– – Whoa; take that. – And you don’t want the
memories to be intact, bury it. Oh gosh, that’s horrible!
– Yeah, that’s bad. But we don’t have to be
quiet in Good Mythical More, which I don’t know how
that impacts your ability to move over there, but– – And of course, we
also left Link’s glasses buried six feet under for a month. – So, that’s where those have been. – Thanks for liking,
commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Liliana. – Hi, I’m Rebesca. – Hi, I’m Brian. – And we’re Rhett, Link, and Stevie– – From Puerto Rico. – And it’s time to– – [All] Spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – That is amazing.
– Wow! – They even had the desk! – It’s like looking in a mirror. (Link laughing) Click the top thing to find
out what happened to breakfast and other things buried
six feet under for a month at Good Mythical More.
– And to find out where the Wheel of
Mythicality’s gonna land. – [Rhett] Where’s it gonna land? – [Link] These mugs
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