Title: Smooth Jazz: Endless Summer Sequel (10 Hours Jazz Music Session)
Title: Smooth Jazz: Endless Summer Sequel (10 Hours Jazz Music Session)
*death stare intesifies* yes why is mario wasted on the side? emoji really seth? *death metal* *screams in cowboy* *music playing intesifes* *yee haw incoming* Orignal version Bester version incoming I’M GONNA TAKE MY PHOTOGRAPH TO THE OLD TOWN GONNA LOOOOK TIL’ IT MAKES ME ME LAUGH nice hat seth do you even have a keyboard stand? *CORNY JOKE INCOMING* here it comes lads there its is That Eminem genre XD Question. is shady a cowboy? This part is well made *roundabout by yes overlays cowboy national anthem* i dont really see mario kart but you cant argue with the bald king *pew pew paa paa paw* hAtArI??? Bruh Yes my man ;( i went to france once i ate some baguettes i even went fishing i didnt catch anything though 🙁 *cries in yeehaw* *mario says help in french* time for some “world” its just any music that isn’t produced in patriot land very generic seth i thought it’d be an homage to lil dicky’s earth what a terrifying idea dont worry seth i already explained sOniC SpEEd once again this is just brass but i aint complaining OHSHITHEDROPPEDTHEGODDAMNSYNTH tech noises what a rare moment in history im pretty sure hes smiled about three times. IM SCARED NOW zOOM ooh new sunglasses god help us all every day we stray further from the teachings of christ *billy ray cyrus attempts to correct the madness but only adds to it* thanks god its over even wasted mario survived nice oh yeah make sure to subscribe to: Seth, Pewdiepie, Grandayy and all the subtitle authors of every SethEverman video. shameless plug 😉
alright another music video about billy yoder from jurassic park the game here yasss snap (ok seth is slav now) schnap (seth is now Lvl 900 godfather now) snappers (emo seth) schnitzel snap scrub scrub scrub scrub keep scrubbing it seth or else your parents will kill you blows goldeneye 007 nintendo 64 game nah that’s not gonna work seth that’s not gonna work either dun du du dun dun du dun du do dun dUn dU du Dun duN DU dun du dO dun ooh wah ooh wah aah wah ooh OOh wAh oOh wAH aAh wAH ooh okay nice beat going on uhh seth why are you picking up that innocent cushion there OH MY GOSH JEEZ SETH WHY that’s just a waste of feathers there seth I’m the baa a a a a d g u u u u u u u uyy D U H heh lazytown R.I.P Stefan Karl Stefansson WE ARE NUMBER ONE
You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Any place is better Starting from zero got nothing to lose Maybe we’ll make something Me myself I got nothing to prove You got a fast car I got a plan to get us out of here I been working at the convenience store Managed to save just a little bit of money Won’t have to drive too far Just ‘cross the border and into the city You and I can both get jobs And finally see what it means to be living So remember when we’re driving Driving in your car Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped ’round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone See my old man’s got a problem He live with the bottle that’s the way it is He says his body’s too old for working His body’s too young to look like his My mama went off and left him She wanted more from life than he could give I said somebody’s got to take care of him So I quit school and that’s what I did So remember when we’re driving driving in your car Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped ’round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone So remember when we’re driving driving in your car Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped ’round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
I’m not a fan of puppeteers But I’ve a nagging fear that someone else is pulling on the strings Something terrible is going down Through the entire town Wreaking anarchy and all it brings I can’t sit idly, No! I can’t move at all! I curse the name, The one behind it all! Discord!, I’m howlin’ the moon And sleeping in a middle of a summer afternoon Discord!, whatever did we do!? To make you take our world away!? Discord!, Are we your prey alone? Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord!, We won’t take it anymore!, So take your tyranny away! I’m fine changing status quo, But not in letting go!, Now the world is torn apart! A terrible catastrophe!, Played by your symphony, What a terrifying work of art! I can’t sit idly, No!, I can’t move at all! I curse the name, the one behind it all! Discord!, I’m howlin at the moon! And sleeping in a middle of a summer afternoon Discord!, Whatever did we do?, To make you take our world away?! Discord!, Are we our prey alone? Or are just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord!, We won’t take it anymore! So take your tyranny away! 🎵 Disc-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oord 🎵 Discord!, I’m howlin at the moon And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon Discord!, Whatever did we do?,To make you take our world away?! Discord?, Are we your prey alone? Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord!,We wont take it anymore!, So take your tyranny away!
Five Nights at Freddy’s 1, 2 & 3 Medley Springtrap: I want my freedom
What’s up?!? Hi 🙂 Blaow! Pretendin’ like I’m flickin’ through tracks an’ showin’ you some s**t like … B ii lll llll aaaaa llllll! Uh, uh, uh! Mic check, mic check, one, two, one, two. Yeah! Let me talk to this f****r for a bit yeah. Oh yeah I can see myself reflect. Shots! Now let’s roll … Come on. Can you play from here? … Like I’m listening to the song? … Here? Am alright to get close like that aswell? Look up too man … Cuz’ you wearin’ a hat. H ee lll llll ooooo ha ha! So you good to go yeah? … Yep! It’s been a while since I wrote suttin’, …
Days like this got me up thinkin’, … Makes me wonder why I’m not trippin’, …
Stick to the script that this life’s written. Suttin’ about gettin’ older done got to me,
Will I ever get to be the best *B* I can be? … Fulfil my destiny? …
Leave a legacy? … I’m wise enough to let it go, if it don’t let me grow, since I’m grown an’ I’ve shown, On ma’ own, I stood firm, kept it real on ma’ own two (feet). Mic check, one, two,
Mic check, one, two, one two, Up an’ down the U.K, what it do, what it do?
Hats off to the crew, hey, yo’. Behind the scenes, there’s a team that was sent to me,
Once together, can we make the dream an actuality, Make peace with all ma’ enemies, … an’ ma’ frenemies, …
What this has to be … Bigger than success, bigger than a cheque,
I expect the type of wealth for the next generation, Heal the world in a way that the world really needs it, …
Can you feel it? … That’s ma’ heart in the beat,
Hip Hop needs it … Hip Hop needs it, …
That’s ma’ heart in the beat, Hip Hop needs it. Back on the train track to catch up,
At this rate, I’ll never catch up an’ here’s the reason why, What’s the use of having wings? I was never meant to fly,
They’d rather see me die. Now they say I’m too political, …
Over some s**t I wrote two years ago, … Ain’t it funny though? …
(Cuz) I ain’t laughin’ heaux. Actually it is kinda’ funny though,
All this music I done stacked up for real though, That stuff of legend an’ since I’ve been makin’ more deaux, …
I’ma plot for mo’, … Oh! Ma’ whole career’s on a throwback, what that means,
At this rate, it’ll take a couple of years for you to hear that, Ask questions like, who wrote that?
Why come he ain’t signed yet and all that … Jazz? Every video to every show, …
Tryin’ ma’ best to let you in close, … Hip Hop needs it.
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Is mayonnaise an instrument? No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horse radish is not an instrument either.
Drop it normale orang orang rick appel doodol orang *dance moves* *sexual harrasment* he smonkin w i d e o r a n g melong genlemang orang orange this part is too fast for me to caption wait its just repeating snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo UHHh YEah Kids, theres nothing more cool then being hugged by some one you like, but if someone trys to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, thats no good.
Its your body, no one has the right to touch you if you dont want them to.
So what do you do? First, you say no! Then, you get outta there.
Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parent, your teacher, a police officer. damnit too fast again Ǩ̵͍̩͈̬̝̼͔͂̔̓̓i͚͗͐ͧ͆̿̉̏͘d̨͔̖̐͗̇͠s̶̖̬̙̙̰͍͓̍̍,̧͍̭̜̀̉͘ ̨̲̰̝̏̓̓̓̊͆͠t̉̏ͬ͌̐҉͓̠͙́͡ḩ͈̬̘͔̳̲͒͆̕͟e̤̖͔͖͖̜̳̦ͯ̊ͨ͆ͦ̇͌̓́͡r̴̵̛͍͕̹̓͆ȩ̴̹͓̉͋͌̓ͧ̐̉ͫs̻̪̜̯͌͛̓̇̐ͭͥ̄̽́ ̠̟̯̦̝͙͈ͣ̓ṋ̴̸͉͉̐o̸̶̞͍ͣͫ̂ͨ̐ͪ̏̄ț͙̭̖̫̦̣ͭͨ͐̕ͅh͎̩͙̎͐̑ͪͤ̆̾̈ͪi͚͓͑͌̄̌͗̒̉̋ń̡̠̱͎͔̞̲̞͓̭̈́ͩ̍ͥ͐̚̚͠g̛̤̀̄̏̅͑ͮ ͙̦̬͚̳͖̥̊͒͢͞m̧̍̾ͭͭ̾̂̄̕҉̗̮͔̤̭̺̠̮ỏ̭̼̬̈̊ͫ́̚͡r̷̺̙͓̭̰͕ͮ͋͋͟ë̢͙̻́͊ͧͬ ̛̩̳̪̯̍̾ć̞͓̻͈̑͂͐͐̎͘͠o̰̲̭̥ͥ̽ͪ̈̍͒̃ỏ͓̈ͮ̇͆̀̕l̀̋̒̅ͣ͏͇͘ ͙͕̔͌ͯ̎͂̄̽̊ͧͅt͂ͯ̋ͧͪͯ̈̔͏̯̰͎̬͙͖͝ḩ͚͍̺̈́ͭ̈́̚͢ͅe̜̬̓ͤ̂͡nͬͮͪ͝͏͈͔͓͡ ͕̟̩͚͎̤͚̳̾́̐ͤb̫̞̖͕̖̪̗̋͗̒̄̆͟ȅ̝̙̻ͨ̍̃̑̚i̴̩̠͎͕̒ͤ̄̀n̡̞͙̳͖̫̐ͮ͆͢g̑̎̑̓ͫͭͦ̉͏̦̹͙̮̖ͅ ̵̼͎̬͉̫̯͖̺̾ͬ͌̊̚͠ḩ̖̝͛̆̃ͣu͉̩͎̝̭͖̲͊̿̈̊̀̏̌ͥ͆̀͞ğ̨̪̣̯́̆̉̽̄̚̕g̺͉͍̘͙͊̈́̆ͬͧͨ̍ȩ̸͖̮̤̜̻͍̄ͣͭ͆͡d̨̬͓̝̹̙͒̅̄͒ͩ̚̕͝ ̴͓̯͕̥͒̆ͦ͌ͬ̚̕͞b̸̼͍̠ͦ̔̀yͫ̽͛̽͒͗̈̚͏͙̥̜ͅ ̶̡̲͕̹̎̌ͪ̒̊͝s̡̡̙̖̖͛͌̊̍ͮ̎͑ỏ̐͑̊̅̇͐̓̕͏͕̮̺̼̺̪͔̫̫͘m̸̧͖̟ͮ͛̃͌̆͠ě͍̣̝̙͙͎̙ͤ̎̎̔̀̏͒̚͞ ̸̡͚̬̒o̳̊̋͐ͥ̚̕ņ͚͚̠̭̱̐̉͜e̷̢̪͚͕̪̘̣ͧͮ̎͐͑͒̿̕ ̶̰̳̺̣̻̌ͥy̢͚͉̲̝͕̦̜ͧ̎̃ͣͪ͂ͩͤ̕͠o̷̶̢̟̘̟ͥ̈́ͬ͌͑͌ú̴͖̖͙͍̻͒̊ͧ͛͐͡ ̬̦̦ͨͅļ̢͈̻̬̺̱̰̗ͦ̉ͩ̌ͬ̐͞i̼̤͔̭͔̲̜̼̰̅̋̾k̴̢̨͙͇̠͚͕͈̫̄́̑̇ȅ̶̸̻̱͔̣̼̦̣̑̃͝,̸̢̰̰̪͙͕̹̭̞͗ͤ ̜̞̟͖͍͎̠̳ͥ͑͟ḅ̧̨̲̳̳̖͖̀̈́͐͒̽̽͊͜u̫̞̱̭̪̩̱̣͉͂ͬ̊̔̽̍̚ṯ̸͖̹͈̼͖̜͑̎͡͞ ̢̼̺̳̥̘͍͙̻͒͂͗͑ͤ̐̕ͅi̛̜̫͗ͥ̅̇̈́͐ͮf̸̰̙̙̯̙̬̱̓͂ͩ̍͡ͅ ̩͉͖̺̦̣̝̥̭̌ͮͤ̒͑̀̑͢s̨̖͚̰͚̤ͤ̾͐̄ͬ̇ͅǫ͙͎͔͌̓͌̑͆̋̀ͮ̈́m̴͔͍̱̥ͫ̍e̯̙ͤͬͦo̥̠̣ͫ̋ͥ͐̓ͧͤ̊̚͘ṋ̡̙̬̭̝͕ͧ̋͑ͤͪ̀ͥͥ̏e̷̛̦̥̾ͧͨ͆ ̘̫̲͕̩̓͜͝ṭ̞͍͛̓ͬ̂̊ͣͥ̽̃r̶̡̥̭̙̰̅ͣ̿̇͑͡y͖̔̇̋̌͑͝s̴̞̪ͮ͑͑͗ ̤̳̘̩̗̰͖͑̋ͮ͆t̉̅͐͏̷͍͉̳̕o͓̹̳̣̯̤̳͔͑̂́͛̕͘͞ ͖̮̗̤͇̇̈́̔͑̀̓͆́̾͟ẗ̩͈͕̟̗̼̠̙ͨ̿ͦ̀͘ơ̜̟͖ͦͯ͌ͫ̐̅͑̀͠ú̷̩ç̛͓͎͓̖̱̲̐͂̎ͩ̊ͥ̊ͧh̶̜̭̉̈́͂͊̿̀̚ ͕͇̱̞͍̓̊̍y͋̅̌͝͏͉͎̤͈̼̣̪͢o̸̯̺̪̙̜̯͈̎̍̏́u̓͐ͣ҉̻̙̩͜ ̷̠̬̳̠͙̥ͣͫͅį̓ͭͨͮ̎ͥ̈́̅͟͏̞̲̯n̤͇̭͉̦͖̞̜̻̄́͊ͮ͡ ̭͈̏̂̂̍ͧ͊̔͋̐̕͟ȃ̩̒͂ͅ ̸̢͈̪͕̺̉̄͐͠p̠̥ͥ̈̒̍͒̂ͪ͂̈͝͞l̨͚̲̗͗ͮ͒̊ͩͩͮ̀̀a̦͕͌͐ͦ̊ͦͥ͞c̰̮̲̖̥͕͛̌ͥͅȩ͕̹̞͈̬̈́ͦͮ̅ ̸̘̜̯̩͙̑͛̐͝oͬ̂͟҉̹̮̻̝̩̜r̤̮͎̊ͣ̚͟ ̸̺͖̝̹̔ͪ͒̄͟͡į̸̼͙̼͔͐ͦ̆͆̊͡n̢̨̛͔̘̱͓̓̍̏̄ͮ̚ ̵̦̦̳̳̻͈͇͎̀ͩ̿͐͊ͧͤ̅̐͘a̶̦ͮ͌̐ͪ͊̆ͪ̔̽ ̧̨̯̘͉̃̐ͥ̑́w̧͖̦͔̪̳̤͇̑̂ͭ̚a̢̭͚̙̥͔͓͈̜̟̾̌ͮ̌͑̓̋ͩͪyͪ̊͌̈́͂͡͏͙̲̥ ̠̮͉͎͇̪́͗̃̆̅̇ͫͬ̚t͂͗̅ͪ̓ͨ͘͏̶̖̣̗h̜̲͔̰̖̗͖̺̆́͝a̔̾ͦ̑̆҉̲͍̝̥̦̲t̡̼͎͇ͤͧ ̴͕͓̻̺̪̑̈́̎ͯ̽͋̂͢͞m̖̤͕̰͈͕̓̈̿̈͑̇̿̕a̵̹̥̒̓͊͐͌̉̏̽̍ͅk̨̪͚̠̠ͯ̅͜ę̡͚̤͕͛̅̈̀ͅs͇͖̜͎̣̔̏̀ͧ̏͒̆ ͇̺̺̝̺̥̐̊ͫͦ̿̐̊̉̀ỷͮͫͮ҉̼̦͚̼͔̖̙̳ọ̡͔̽͒̒̌͗͢ų͙͔̔ͧ͗ͩ̂́͞ ̹͙̲̥̣̙͔ͦ͛͗͂̀̿f̵̛͚̣̪̫̃̓̽͟e̤̱ͦ͆e̻̥̣͈̎̌ͨ̽͑̍͆ͅl̒̿͐͏̵̡͉̭̼̜̯͈͍ͅ ̳̔̃ṳ̻̠͉̩̰ͫ̎ͫ̑̽̃ͫ͊n͇̤̤̤̼ͤ͛ͪ̆̀͑c̦͗ͭͪo̅̇̅͏͓̜̗̞̰̥m̈̓ͩ͊҉͔̜̼̩͈̥̳̠f̸͍͎̺͙̣̟̓͒̇̓̃̽͟o̸̮̮̼͔͉͉̰̻̎̊͌ͦ͗̎̌r̛̝͇̤̙̽ͮ͆̓ͫͭ̚ẗ̶̡̻͕͕̠͙̯̰̘̜́͐̋̾̆͠ă̐̓͘͢҉͓̠̦͓b̎͆ͦ͂ͣ͏̥l̡̨͙̪̬̫̥̊̽͂ͩē̵̬̘͛͂͐̅̈́͘,̻̖̥̎̑̃̇̌̀͜ ̦̲̹̪͉̝͖ͪ͗́ͤ̚ť̮̩̙̮͌ͣ̀h̙͔͊͂̈́̿̓̈a̺̼̯͙͎͈͐̒̓̀͟ͅtͧ̏̂͏̳͖̝͔̣͖̰͉̘͡ṣ̨̨̻̞̯̯̦͙͍͓̾̒͋̐̈̈́ ̆ͯ̊͆̈̂҉͖̻̖̬̬̼̻͙n̛̼̘̆̆ȱ̼̰̍ ̶͓̳̥̲̺̯̹̀͂͟g͎̉͐̀͘͝õ̦̰̟͔̰̖̜̖̲͠o̸̸̲ͤ̇̈́d̞͍̠̩͊͑͢.̳͙ͨ̆̽̄̋̕͡
̴̯̗̹̦̗͌̉͘͠I̵̗̣ͤͭt̴͕̬̪̻̔ͤͅs̼͓͕̩̺̭ͯ̓͜ͅ ̞̦̘͚̠̳̙͉̊̇ͯ͋̈̃ͪ̂y̧̼͇̰̤͍̱͆̏̊ͧ̓͊͝͡ô̠̪̱͐͟͟u̵̜͚ͣͫ́ͮ͊̒ͤͣ͛͟ŗ̸̧͔̟̦̭̠̳̱ͩ̐̃ͣ̓ ̘̝̠̰͎͓̘͆͛̓͆ͯͦ̒̉͂͢b̷͔̞̳͙̯̫͆̃ͪơ̶͓͖̖͈̿̊͌̓̏d̼̮̘͚̭͓̓͡ÿ̪̬̗͖̣̝̲͉͇ͧ͛̇͒,̡͉̞̖̠̝̜̓͆̌̃ ̺̗̣̬̣͖̗̟͋n̘̫̅̃̈̌̎ͤͧ̚̚͢o̒ͪͭͮ̔͒҉̯͕̣̬̦̫ ̘͔͇̜͒̅ô̽̓̄̀ͥ̀͆͏̖̻̰n̶̺̭͈̹̻̘͓͇̫̋̌̽͠e̸̠̦̖̗͓͑͂ͧͅ ̷͖̗͒̍ͤ̂ͭ͞ḩ̳͚̞̻̄ͩͦ̃̄̚͠a̸̡̝͔ͭͬ́sͫ̅ͨͩ̔ͨ̌͢͏͓͍̳̦͈̜̖ ̣̔̋ͨ̄̌ͧ̑̀́t̹̦̎̉̐̃ͨͪh̘̫̼͚̘̮̉̑ͧ̿͒͟ē̛͙̹͜ ̷̶̡̱̲͍̝̖͗̓̚r̛̤̯̅̃̈͂̌i̴̢͈͓̫͉͚̻ͤ̀g̠̟̩̭̜͚͔̒͋̔h͋̀҉̭͍͟t͙̞̬̟͇̼̺͌̔͡ ̵̷̠̱͔̫̰͇͖̩̇̆͛ͦ͌ͣͨͥ̅ţ̩̹ͩͮͨ͆͡o̞̲̖͍̥ͮ̿̄̿̑̚ͅ ̮̩͚̘̓̾̉͗̐ͅț̷̫͈͑̑̔͌̐̆͜o̧̜͙͎͉͉̩͔ͫ̎̆ͬͣ͢u͚̼̖ͨͯ̉ͭ̔̍͂̽͢c̺͈͓̫̦͔̬͈̱̓̏ͫͣ͜h̤̠̔̀͂ͫ͟ ̖̖͑̃ÿ̵͔̗̱̙̳́̎͛̊ơ̮̤̲̇ͫ̈̊̊̆̇͂u̡̡͖̹̰̖͔͍̹̣ͧ͐̍͌ͯ ̷͙̤̞̫̥͖͈̬ͤ̓̈̚ĩ̶̬̜̮̳̦̗̘̌̅ͯ̎͊̐͠ͅf̡̲̤͉ͬ̚ ̖͈̯̫ͬͮ̍̏̽ͅÿͩ̃҉͚̼̜̣͢ǒ̧̱̱̻̓ͅu̪̞̤̭̰̥͓͗ͫ̇̍ ̸͇̼͕̰̼̭͎ͥ̒͗̓̚͢͡d̨̧̮̏̈́ͧ͋͛̇͌o͕͓̝̤̲̼̣͇̺ͨ̍ͮn̳̯͎̮̳͒t̏͑͐ͭ҉̶̣̣͚͍̩̬ ̢̗͌ͬͯͥ̓̓̒ͅw͓͚͕̟͔͇͈̬̮ͮ̇ͯͤ̑̆ȃ̙̞͙͈̪͈̱̯̃͂͡ņ͇̖̜ͧ͗̓ͨ͋̄̈̒͞t̢̢͇͖̯͍͈̪̪ͫ͛ͣͯ̌̓͗̄͜ ̛̪̽̏ͮͥt̞̭͍̯̦ͭͥ͛͒̾͡ȟ̠ͦͬ́̎͌͑̀͡ẻ͓̞̘̹̫͈̂ͧ͢m̵̻̬ͦ̈́̈́̓̀͞ ̻̯͔͕̙͛̀̌͢͠ͅț̦̮̭̙̙͉̯͒̏ͤ͆͑ͩ͞o̡̘̻̞̭̩̝͉͌̋ͨ͌.̨͈̪͉̪͇ͯ̿́̑̒̆͞
̧̘̲̲ͫ͊ͅS͂͡҉҉̦͉̻̜͈̙̺ò̧͉̻͑ͤ̌ͬ̌͂͐̓ ͎̩̙̱̜͒̑̓̓w̹̠̼̦̺͔̫̓̔ͬ̔̌ͤͥͫ͜h̸̬̳̦̬̮̜̣ͩͤ͑̚͝a͓͙̲̋ͮ͘͢t̶̶̥̝͇̫͇͋ͪ͒ͪ̓ͫ̐͠ ̢͎̖͙̻̺ͣ̔̈͋̓̆̈͜ḑ̡͚͔̅͊͑ͨͫ̏́o̴̗͖̟̭̳̦̣̫ͣ̂̒̄͂ͅ ̵̗̥̻̬̺̼ͭ̏̾́͢y̴̰̥ͩ̄̇͆̿͐͑̈́̕o͊͗̑ͪ͏̷̲͍̱̝u̢̖͇̥̱ͩ̃̽ ̡̞̺͈͙̻͔̥̈ͭ̂͐͘ḍ̞ͦ̈́̃ͤ͑̚̚͜͝o̝̯̳̞͚̜͔̹̿ͨͧ̇̉̊͐?̧̼͎̱ͩͯ͊̕͜ ͓͖̙̯̬̻͇̜̾̉ͩ͗̓͒ͮ͆̑͝F̵͔̙̣̦͊͂ͧi̲̠͉̹̳̭̤͇͊̊̃ͧr̼̘ͤ͜s̰͉̝̰̒͛ͤ̑͊ͦ̀ͯt̟̼̯̱̰̘͍͈ͫ͋́͌ͥ͆͋͘͞,̸̶͉̪̣̿͊ͦͬͤ̆͆̑ͨ͢ ̵̺̲̳̣ͫ͋̊ͭ̓̉ͫ̈̕y̸̙͑̿̔̀͞o̡͙̝̩̠̬͎̲͆̀͆͆ͨͨ͜u̾̏͒͗̓̅ͪͧͭ͠͏̞͜ ̢̼̦̅͌̋ͬ͡͡s͔̯͓͍̳͎͙̣͑ȁ̧̖̮̥̗̦̦̮̈̾ͩ͊̏ͦͅy̻͕͚̹̿̏͗̅͌̆̊͌ ̸̱͇̫̳ͬ͐n̡͍̭͂̌ͫ̕ȯ̬̱̦̝͕͇̌ͫ!̴̥͈̽͢ ̵̥̠̙̮͉͍̤ͦ͒̄̿͐ͦ͠T̡̽̃ͯ͒́͏̟̦̹̪̘̤h̜͓̠̞͇͔̆ͦ̀è͎̫̝͇̙̳̓ͫ͂̒ͫ̾ͪ̚͡ń̵̜̜͂̈́̇ͤ̚͠ͅ,̟̫͖̫̘̙̥̦̔̔͌́̆ͯ ̙̣̈́̈́̏͢͟y̶̘̝̜͇͙̣̼͐o̴̹̯̙̬͕̞̻̫̾͗͜ͅu̘̬̤͉ͮ͢͝͝ ̴̡̘̺͍̩̹͎ͭ̅ͯ͋ͪg̝̩͉̰̜̉̒ͧ̄̾ͩ̚͢e̗͉ͨͯ̂ͭ̔̚t̷̶̫̖̹͕̯̝̞̃ͩ͟ ̙͇̟͔ͥͮ̕͜͝o͉̝̠̥ͨͧͣͥ͆̇̀ų̸̣͎̦̪̟̹̫̺̃̋̈́͞t̋̀̔ͦ̀̊ͩ͟͏͎̝̺̙̙͇̝͘ͅt̶͔̳͉͕̻̎̈́̆͑͗͠ͅa̷̧̩̗̞ͭͭ̆͒ͦͣ̃ ̓͛ͫ̂͊͋ͪ҉͖̰͇̤̬̕ṯ̴̫̼͍̬̥͂͡h̡̧̳̦̖̠̪͙͎͈̋̽̐̊̄́ͨē̎ͬ̐̐͆͏͉̼͔̪̕͞r̭̪̩̬̎͆̓͐e͕͚̰̱̲̬̥͈̎ͭ̑́.͍̣͕͚̠͎̖̪̏̈́ͩ̀̆̿ͯ͌̚͘͟
̵̠͔̲͎͒͆̊M͓̘̗͍ͭͨͨ͛ͫ̓ͨö̖͓̞̥͈̞͈́͆͑̿̏̓̍͛͢͞s̫̬̜͎̲ͩͣ̆̀͜t̢̐́͊̊̕҉̱̖̝̗ ̲ͩi̝͎̇̽̌ͬm̧͔͕̥̃ͦ͂͋̌͝p̶̖̤̫̩̣̠̲͛̏̽̒̌͌̈́̀͡o̸͎̱̅̓̃̾̆̚r̢̺̪̋ͣ̂ͦͅt͕͎̣̝̟̳̳̳͑͑̽ͮã͆͟҉̭͚̬̞̤̯ń̷̺̱̫͇t̫̦̘͓͈͕͆̒̔̋͟͝͠ͅͅ,̳̠͔̟͇̱͉̪̤͂̇ͦͭ͌̓ͧͧ͟͝ ̢̳̘̪̙̽́́y̦͓͈̋̋̚͜ŏ̴̧̥̜̫̞͕̬̳̾̈̈́u̥͎͕̥͍̒ͧͤ̒ͥ͢ ̵̼̗̝̲͙͈̝̌ͮ̄ͪ̃̀͐ͪ̚ͅǧ̨̏ͮͦ͏̢͎̦̪oͨ̾̒̇҉͍͔͍̗̭̠̭̣ͅt̵̟̞̰̤̑̓̑̃͒̄t̽̈́ͫ͏̷̷͙̮̙̙̰̦a̲̮͊͋ͣ̇̔ ̶̤̬̗̟̤ͪ̂̎͝ͅt͈̩̲̤̠͂e̥̳̲̝̮̒ͯͣͦ͑͋̂̾͢͝l̛͓̬̝̗̅̾ͣ̕͞l̢̢̯̙̅̄̓ ͇͎͍̤̝͎͇ͦ̌ͨ͝ͅs̛̮̖͗̔̒ͭǫ̧͕͈͈̤̟̘ͦ̅ͤm͂̃̉͏̲̥͇͕͇̱̻ẹ̢̘̝̟ͦͭ͋̅͊͜͠ō̲̭̉ͦ͒ͬͥ̚͝n̪̱͙̭͚̄͗̍̾͜e̠̱̞̤͔̙͌ͧ̅̾͗͂͌ ͚͉̳̼̜̻̟͛̒͒͋͐͋̅ͯ͡͡͝y̴̜͓̻̠̟̖͊͗̏ͬ̑̎o͍ͮ̆ͪͦ̑ͦ̽̂̑̀u̵̮̠͋̂ͯ̊ͧͯ̉ͪ͒͝ ̙͉͙̬̣͇̞̓͗̔͞t̠̰̱̦ͥ̏͒̔̑r̭̲̪̳̘͔̮̜͆ṷ̶͔̰͉͋̔̎̈̽ͅs̼͚͉͒ͨ͊͋ͫ́ͨt̶̳͚͎̫̪͓͑̈̄̄ͯ̎̿̑͑͟ͅ.̶͖̖̪̜ͣͣ̆͝ ̧͔̳̜̐ͦͤ̈͑̎͢L̤̮͚̲̊̒͗̔ͪ̆̐ͯ͜͜i̼̩̠̪̦̼̳͔̊̎ͤ̆̅̊̀͞ͅķ̞̙͙̱̪͔͖̩̖͌̒͜e̵̝̠̱̘̗̱̺͇ͭ̒̄ͯͫͤͧ̆̄͢ ̷̼̩͕̙͚̇̊y̶ͬ̔ͩ̅̃̂̐ͪͫ͏̫̙̝ŏ̲͙̫̯̘̯̱̜̈̋̋ͥͤͫ͊͝ū͓̻̻͖͉͔̰ͨ̋r̖̲̞͆̀̔ ̷̜̮̫̞̮ͩ̒͂͊ͤͥ͠p̸̛̱͎͂ͫͦ̈́ͤ̅͐̚a̙ͮ̆̋ͯ̈́͝͡r̋͗̈́̕͏̨̤̤̤̳̦e̢͖̬ͭ̏̏̍̉̕n̙͓̥̖̈́ͨ̌̋t͚̤͔̦̾͒̍͂͜,̢̢ͮ̉҉̦̩͓ ̴͆͒̏̂̈́̊͏̲y̦̼̌̓͂̔ͩͮ̂̎̽͠o̸̢͉̹̥͎͍͇͓̯̘̐͌̓ͮ̿͂̒̕uͭ̾́̇̓̌̿̈́͠҉̟̭ͅr̶̬̝̤̱̻̫͊͐͆ͣͅ ͉̞̱͈͊͗̂͆ͅt̶͎̝ͨ̀ͩe̛̥̪͕͖͉͚̩̋̓̾̃̈́̉͘͘ä̙̘͙̺͔̯c̡̧̳̲̠̤̻͋ͧ̅͒̈́̈́̑̈ḩ̼̜͙̝̹̥̌ͤ̽̽ͫ̿̉͜͠e̸̷̲͉͖̪͈̪̪̮ͤ͌̍̈́ͯ̅̈ͅr̸͕̓͂,ͧ͛̃̒̂ͫ̾́̕҉҉̖̰͔̤͎̦ ̛̦̼̻͓ͨͣ͒̽̎͟͟ä͂͟ͅ ͍̰̲̠ͩ̐̀ͥ͘p̥̥͓͉̈ͯ̾̈́ͫ͢o̼̭̮̝̤͖ͫ̅͜l͍̻̩̩͎̖̯̎ͬ̏͂̑i̻͎̬̓̍̊͆͟c͂͂̀͐͏̖̲͉͉́e̵̫ͨ̀ ̈́҉̫̖̫̮͇̣͟ͅo̝̘͍̼͗͌ͮ̑̋ͅf͎̬̣̺̼͚̝̤͆͐̿f̴̭̎̿̔̄ͬͅiͧ̔ͣ͆͘͏̠͈̣̲͓̹c̭̮̟̓̆ͭͨ̅̽ͫẻ̵̝̗͇̮͉̳̥̣̎ͩͭ̓̊͑͡r̹͍̓̇͊͆ͮ.ͦ̉̋ͬ̓̊͒̉͞͏̙͔͈̥̣ Hey everyone, thanks for watching and don’t forget to subscribe to my channel and check out my hilarious collection of rap battles every other Monday, Wednesday and second-to-last Thursday of the month. Also don’t forget to follow me on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Pinterest. And don’t forget to hashtag me as #watchmaddoxeverysecondtolastthursday. Somebody say Google+? Yeah I got that too! Click here to follow me on Google+ and don’t forget to subscribe to my RSS Feed on my website. And if you don’t have an RSS Reader check out Feedly, Newsblur or RSS Bot. Don’t forget to download my app in the app store and check out my new autotune remix of that hilarious minority in the news – she talks different! And if you like this video, you’ll love my commentary on Viral Epic Fails, where I find the most epic fails and make jokes about them. Hey, why don’t you get a new face, you fucking idiot? And if you like heavy breathing and video games, wait till you listen to my pulmonary system inhale a metric ton of air as I play three consecutive hours of Minecraft. Okay, I’m breaking some bricks here… I’m running around… and uh, oh boy, uhh… –You’ll swear I have an upper respiratory tract infection. Still not enough? Check out this wedding veil review I did because I feel like you don’t have enough shit to click on. And once you’re done with that, click here for a video of me making fun of some kid singing a shitty song. Then, watch me tell a long, meandering story about my life while I draw static images. I was born in the state of Utah… so… here is a drawing of Utah… and a crude depiction of a baby… –It’s like a cartoon that plays at thirty frames per minute! And don’t forget to check out my mashup videos every third Tuesday of the month where I take something topical and make a parody song about it. What do the socks say? Dow dow dow dow dow dow jones! Dow dow dow dow jones! And if you like lists, check out these seven clowns you didn’t know had full-blown AIDS. Number five will shock you! SERIOUSLY. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE. …If you like thumbnails of hot asses, click here for something unrelated. Or if you like prank videos, click here to tune in every Sunday morning for another hilarious prank. “This is officer Rex Brown from the Sheriff’s office. We, uh, regret to inform you that your son had an accident at the playground… and he’s passed away.” “Oh my God! Oh Johnny! (Sobbing) Oh my God! (Sobbing) Oh my God!” “Prank call, idiot!” “What?” “It’s a prank, you dumb bitch!” “Why would you–” Then, click here to watch my unboxing video. This week, I unboxed a factory-sealed carton of toothpicks. So this is a 250-count box of toothpicks. As you can see there is uniform distribution. Pretty consistent cut on these. –Then click here to subscribe to my Behind the Scenes channel, where you can check out to see how these videos are made. And finally if you want some cool shirts to show your support, or you just wanna wear my face on your chest (and who doesn’t, am I right ladies?) Then check out my online store by clicking here. And check me out in person next Friday at the Temecula County Fair Comic-Con. I’ll be at booth number thirty-nine seventeen next to the kettle corn and cutlery demos. First seventeen people get a dollar off my new line of muscle yoghurt