A: Okay A: Okay, but who am I now? D: That can be anyone A: Yes, that’s exactly what’s sad about it D: What do you mean by that? A: But look at you! It’s impossible to do a parody of you A: Your are so incredible classic D: Classic? A: Your are so perfect, right? You are so charming, he is so sweet. You are so sweet. You are so handsome D: Thank you, thank you D: But not more handsome then you A: Nope, but you are very handsome. You are very handsome. A: And if you don’t count me in, you are the most handsome person in this show. B: Hello! I heard that one! A: The most handsome guy in the show D: Yes, but then it’s …. A: And you are so populare,right? You have participated in all the reality shows. A: You have been in “Torsdagskveld fra Nydalen”, in a parody of “Paradise Hotel”. A: You have been in a recycling commercial, and recently been ranked as Norwegian toughest celebrity in 71 grader Nord on TVNorge. Applause. D: Okay, okay, But Alexander, I was there, and it was okay, but it was me and nine other C-celebrities who are terrified of being forgotten. A: no
D: I’m scared to death of being forgotten Alex A: No, you are not.
D: Yes A: You, you will not be forgotten. When your career is over, in 2-3 years … I will never forget you. D: I will never forget you either.
A: Of course not, you are not dement. A: it’s enough with on in this show.
B: I didn’t hear that one! D: yes, your heard it, but you can’t remember it. A: Good friends you never forget, you know.
D: No, we stick together like pea rise A: It’s just like what Halvdan Sivertsen says – “We are friends for life” D: Yeah, yeah, from the waist (life in Norwegian) and up
A: Okay A: Just like the fork belongs to the knife D: Just like pepper belongs to salt A: Just like waffles with jam is perfect A/D: We are also a totaly match A/D: What is Bobbysocks towards us? A/D: It’s like Lindex towards Hugo Boss A: And you
D: You are like a fairytale
A: Your are so wonderful
D: You are like a Ivo Caprino doll A: Almost as good as me
D: You play in minor and sing in major D: When you play with the fiddle, it’s balsam for the soul, And you …..
A: And you are so … D: … are so lovely
A: And you are so…. A/D: Standing here on stage with you is the total happiness for me A: And my grandmother loves you D: My nieces
A: Yes, more then me D: They puff and blow
A: She never gets tired D: When they see you A: perfect
D: And Suspect
A/D: Cheer for the fans A: You sing the shirt of everyone
D: And you get into the pants of anyone here A/D: No one is as good as him A/D: It’s good Barratt Due took a real good grip A/D: Its good that Per Sundnes enjoyed stand behind A/D: It’s good that the audience has a real good tast A/D Just loves us as much as you can A: I know you do A/D: We do know it’s possible D: Wow! A: Damn! D: That was fun.
A: Yes D: We should do this more often. One more time?
A: One more time from the begining? D: No, from the end.
A: Okay! A/D: Everytime we appear, we make it glow
A: Yes! A/D: So, just sit and enjoy us when you still have the chance A/D: Yes, enjoy us totaly with every sense. We are both still here with you A/D: But now we are going
A/D: yes, now we are going
A: Didrik! A/D: Yes, now we are going … away