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we're the Emerald bells or a high school high kick drill team from South Lake Texas our teams made up of 76 girls and we really are sisters we experienced everything together from school – drama – boys we burn up dancing on the football field of our high school so being on the HTT stage it was like wow did we really just do that in my mind it's like what the Rockettes do we get compared to the Rockettes a lot but we're actually very different they kick away – I level we all walk our foreheads I know what you're saying however someone new needs to take their place you make it to the live and you get past this what is your new strategy I mean we have put everything that we have into this performance and we are so ready to prove how wrong you don't want to mess the Texas I have a truck you like by kicking more than anything welcome girls let's start with the reintroduction please we are the Emerald Belles dance team and we are from a small town in Texas okay Howie it can pay to the Rockettes and said he didn't like you Simon and why is that important right now I didn't say I didn't like you I just thought that if that is the bar for a high-kicking dance team then you didn't hit that bar okay you are talking the talk now let's walk the walk or kick the kick Oh kick the kick I guess [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] somebody's in it to win it okay first of all you guys again came out here you performed you were extremely tight and there's no doubt about that I do have to say though still had a bit of a high school element to it if you really want to take this do not start with the meows this is the second round so I really think you have to up your game but again not to say that you didn't do a great job thank you we totally respect Gabrielle I think you actually got a lot better from the first audition and I definitely think that you're worth fighting for so good job [Applause] how to be honest with you after being on this show so long I don't think it was enough it's not enough to win America's Got Talent and I don't even think it's enough to move on to the next level so what happened [Applause] was loud enough [Applause] brat y'all are from the same town in Texas yes we're from the same high school what the hell is prom like at that Texas girls we're huge fans of yours well like I said they're amazing and perfect and how he can suck it I believe that you are ready now for a bigger stage and I think Texas will root for you America will root for you and the fat was so many of you that we were able to capture your personality made this a great audition for me do you think you deserve one of those seven places so I'm gonna be fighting with Howie later on hey youtube I'm Julianne Hough and yes I am old enough to know what this is right behind me this was a TV that I used to watch VHS videos on but now we know that so if you guys want to click below subscribe and watch away
-Thank you so much. -This is a very fun film. I would say the best way to
describe it is a satire about, for lack of a better term,
toxic masculinity. Would that be accurate?
-Yeah, that's exactly right. Yeah, it's like a kind of — It's like
a subverted sports movie. You know, the sports-movie genre
is about kind of a weak guy who gains his confidence
from athletics. You know, something none of us have probably
ever actually done. But in this movie,
my character turns into, like, this brutish, crazed,
like, cult guy. Yeah, so it's kind of like
a very skewed version of a sports movie.
-I got you. As we see there, your entrée into changing yourself
is going to a karate class? -That's right. -Did you have to learn a fair
amount of karate for the film? -Yes, I learned, like, you know, the bare minimum of karate
for the film, yeah. [ Laughter ] Yeah, I mean, I had, like,
a three-week, very intensive karate training for this movie,
which — The only thing it entailed,
though, was just having me just shut up and stop talking
the whole time. 'Cause I don't know about you,
but when I'm not good at something right away,
which is often, like, I just try to mock it
to get myself through it. You know what I mean?
-Yeah. -Like, you know, if I can mock
it, then I'm better at it. And then, it's meaningless,
and then being not good at it is some kind of, like —
it's some kind of a reward. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -I made so many jokes about it,
I must be much better than it. [ Laughter ] And so, yeah.
So I just spent three weeks mocking it,
and then the instructor, this woman, Mindy Kelly, who's,
like, one of the greatest martial artists in the world,
just told me to shut the — shut up, and then,
occasionally — [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. -Occasionally shut —
and then, she cursed at me. Something like that.
-Yeah. Did you do —
Was karate something you'd ever dipped your toe in
when you were younger? -That's the exact amount of my
body that I dipped into it, yes. [ Laughter ] Yeah, I did like a few weeks of,
you know, Jewish suburban karate
in New Jersey. [ Laughter ] -That's where they say
all the best masters come out of
the Jewish suburbs, yeah. -Yeah, I was actually in class
with Jet Li, and at the time, he just seemed like one of us.
-Sure. -You know, it's amazing.
And of course, you know, in retrospect, I guess — You know,
you almost kick yourself for not getting an autograph.
-It's short for Libowitz, right? Jet Libowitz?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually Jeff Libowitz.
-Oh, Jeff Libowitz. -Jeff Libowitz. But it didn't fit on the poster,
so, you know, they do that. -Yeah, right.
Then, Jet Li, sure, sure. That happens.
-But he did pave the way for us, him and Woody Allen.
[ Laughter ] I feel indebted
to all of those people. No, and then, you know,
I quit immediately, like the rest of the class,
when we realized we're just gonna grow up
to be accountants, anyway. [ Laughter ]
And we don't have to come here. -Yeah.
-Yeah. -There were — Another thing
your character does in the film is you upgrade — in order
to become more masculine, you upgrade your dog. So you sort of have the dog
your character starts with and the dog your character
ends up getting. -Yes.
-What was it like having the different breeds in the film
and on set? -So, the first dog I had
was a dachshund, which is, like, you know, a German dog
but a very sweet, docile thing with tiny comic legs, and then,
conversely, a long body. And then, when my character
turns into, like, this brutish, aggressive guy,
he gets a German shepherd, which is the opposite and not comic version
of the dachshund, right? And so, like, on set,
we spent a week with this, like, adorable dog
that everybody loved, that took great direction
and was very sweet and didn't scare anybody. And then we had
this German shepherd who literally spoke German,
which I don't know if you've — [ Laughter ] I don't know if you've heard
the language, but it's — -Yeah.
-You could say something nice in German, and it's still
kind of — you shiver. [ Laughter ] And then, you couldn't make
eye contact with this dog. -Was that, like,
something they told you when they brought it on set? -Yes, they told us that,
and then — Some people, unfortunately,
did — no, no, no. [ Laughter ] And then, there's a guy
who really likes to connect with things.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -He didn't make it.
-Wasn't good for him? -Yeah, yeah.
-Is it true that one of the dog handlers was —
or at least claimed to be — I shouldn't be so skeptical —
a pet psychic? -She claimed to be,
and, of course, I'm skeptical of all things
like that, you know, 'cause I'm, you know,
normal people. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -And then — And then, she —
she pulled through. Like, she talked to the dog,
and the dog responded. It was, like,
an unbelievable experience. It's one of these things that,
if you're a cynical person, it's like one of these things
that chips away at your bedrock of jadedness. -But, see, I just think that — Again, what you described is,
like, a dog trainer. Like, not necessarily
a pet psychic. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
Yeah. Still jaded, yeah.
-Yeah. -Cynicism, you won again. [ Laughter ] The world sucks. -You got — Your character only
makes it up to a yellow belt. -Yellow, that's the worst.
-The worst of the belts. Yeah. -But I heard that you kept
the belt as a souvenir. -Not really.
I keep all the clothes from the movies I've done so that I don't
have to buy clothes. -Gotcha.
[ Laughter ] -And most of the time,
I do movies where I'm play– Like, most of this is
from a sequel to "Zombieland." You know?
[ Laughter ] But I just save everything
just on the off chance that I'm gonna need it.
You know what I mean? Because I don't like
buying things. And so,
I have the yellow belt belt, but I can't imagine any real
situation where I'd pull it out. -Yeah. That seems weird that
it's not just a souvenir, the fact that you might one day
be like, "You know what's gonna really
pull this outfit together?" -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The fact that I look upon
everything as practical. Maybe I could use this
as a toothbrush. -Yeah.
-Well, you know, it is a couch. But no, just an aversion
to purchasing. -I've heard that one of the
things you were drawn to in this film
is sort of the dialogue and the way the dialogue
is spoken. Can you speak
to that real quick? -You can kind of see it
in the clip you saw, but that is kind of like a mild
version of what this movie is, which is like
this incredibly strange tone where all the characters speak
in deliberate ways exactly as — with saying
exactly what's on their mind. It's just — And it's really —
it's so funny. I mean, the movie
is such a brilliant satire and kind of uses this bluntness
to kind of emphasize what's so strange about
what these people are saying. -And do you feel like — As you sort of become this
character who becomes like, you know, again, more aggressive
and obviously a little stronger the way he —
at any point, do you think, "Man, I should take this journey
myself, Jesse Eisenberg?" -I think about this every
morning when I wake up. You know, "God, wow,
this really sucks, but it'd be great to be
a stronger version of me." [ Laughter ] And then, I take my clothes off
to go into the shower, and I realize it's futile.
[ Laughter ] Like, this is about it.
Yeah. -Well, the film's fantastic. It's always so great
having you here. Thanks so much.
-Thank you so much, Seth. -Jesse Eisenberg, everybody.
hello everybody and welcome back to another video so in today's video I'm going to be doing yet another musically video because so many of y'all loved my previous one which if you have not seen my gig I tried musically the app it is so funny trust me link will be in the description down below as well as annotated on the screen so be sure to go and check that out right after you watch this video but today I'm going to be reacting to some weird music please on musically if you are new to my channel then yes I am a boy but if you have not yet already subscribed and be sure to go down there and click the subscribe button so you could be a part of our hashtag flawless game and we are a pretty flawless family if I do say so myself hey also this video is a collaboration and I don't really do collaborations that often but when I do it's because I believe in the person and I love that person in their content and who they are as a person but I am collaborating with a verified person on musically like what could not get any better I'm doing a musical a video and this person's verified out musically but his name is Sebastian and he recently started a YouTube channel so be sure to go down there and check out his youtube channel as well as his reaction video to weird music please and also check out his musically and my musically too and follow us there because we made some pretty awesome music leaves okay okay but yes without further ado let's get into the video so first I'm going to be starting off with Jacob Sartorius and I have never seen any of his works before on YouTube Twitter Instagram musically so I'm going to be checking him out and see what the hubbub is all about because all these teenage girls are like drooling over him so I'm going to see what the big deal is okay okay oh my goodness baby beams up in here the voice really matches okay okay go get it oh my goodness I can see why all the thirteen-year-old girls are like obsessing over him because I mean I guess I see 13 I'm like i'ma say he's 13 for his age I guess you could say he's stylish and you know looks wise has himself put together but I don't see anything special standing out to me just yet so um we're gonna go see another one of his oh the outfit bomb that tank top looks a little too big for you boo boo it screams tool for sure though a quick PSA to all the teenage girls and all the gay boys that are into Jacob Sartorius he is bad news he is dangerous he is hypnotizing you he is poisoning your mind especially you my little sister you need to stay away okay so now I'm going to be moving on to the next Viner I mean Muser excuse me I get this too mixed up okay um and it is baby Arielle Arielle Arielle I think that's how you say baby Arielle profanity I love how her room screams like innocent little girl but like the song is very graphic oh oh okay okay okay so I really enjoy her hand motions they're very sharp and precise and robot like imma give her props for that that's some talent right there girl but now I'm going to be moving on to some random kids that I'm finding on musically so let's go and see what that's all about oh oh okay a do s woo get a girl who outfit change okay she is sassy I like her okay she is all the young kids up in here mm-hmm Blayne on the night don't blame it I don't blame you I don't lend you is he not going to do some baby every l-like camera work I'll come on boy you could do more than that I know you I believe in you oh my gosh okay you young generation folks have the potential to do this take advantage of it the outfit though oh my god the father is in it too oh okay he is aware of this okay I'm just gonna have to say there are two sins in this musically his outfit is a minion and his father is involved and he's doing the whip nae nae is that not a sin to me I don't know but that's what I'm thinking look oh my god guys can I just say that that one was probably the best and most authentic and most genuine and most effortless musically I have seen yet Oh round of applause and oh shoot excuse name excuse you pg-13 up in here ask you how old are these children this girl looks 13 and she's singing to this fu song one he is so cute and two he is probably the youngest person I have ever seen that has access and using the Internet he looks like he's five like legit when people say oh that person looks like five when really the thirty know this kid legit looks like he's five and I'm not saying like it's a bad thing but when I was five I don't even think I even knew how to use a mouse on a giant computer so and also what is up with these ones these not one kid wearing a minion onesie and I was wearing Angry Bird onesie I want to wear an Elsa onesie if we could all be triplets and be matching okay I think that's not like a plan already everyone I hope you enjoyed that video and if you did please be sure to give this video a thumb up also be sure to leave me comment down below letting me know what other things I should react to because I first was going to start a series called gay guy reacts but after taking some time and consideration and thinking about that title mm-hmm I decided to scrap the idea completely and just call reacting things so I'm going to be reacting to some more things so be sure to you leave me suggestions number lon also remember to go down there and check out Sebastian's video because he made a reaction video as well and he is awesome and remember everyone leave him comments spam him saying that you came from flawless fam flawless Kevin okay leave him some love and follow him on his musically because he's verified so that's pretty awesome so that is it for today remember to follow me on all my social links and I will see you this hashtag flawless Friday and remember everyone to be flawless is to be yourself baby
I'm not gonna let a robot be hey what's up YouTube today I am going to be going against pattycake BOTS and we're gonna compete to see who makes the better pancake art so if you guys don't know what the pancake bot is it's obviously a robots that can draw pancake art just to let you guys know I'm doing this for the human race okay we can't let robots to take over so this is a good start you're not gonna be me mr. pancake robot don't you say that talk the talk walk the walk pancake art a pancake for it is whatever so uh let's get this started you ready alright round 1 we're going to draw the emoji I don't have it in my memory just like this guy this guy has a memory ah the thing about this pancake bonus it won't start unless it has human interaction so we got you beat on that mr. robot that's what I'm talking about poop emoji let's go who will make the better poop emoji okay let's go Soji oh yeah I got you beat mr. robot oh my god alright I see you I see you you know I gotta take my time you know I'm not gonna let a robot beat me are you kidding me oh my gosh it's doing some work there you go I'm amazing oh my gosh it's doing some work there I'm just gonna let it cool down a bit I see what you're doing you're letting it cool down so you can feel it in me too I'm letting it cool down so I can doing it this guy is smart dude this is so intense right now oh it's doing it I gotta go I gotta go feeling the Blake's ROI oh my god this dog stuff let's not lose focus here this is for humanity and the human race fill that in and fill in the eyeballs all right what you going me I'm a lot faster than you Elise mine is warming up so I'm gonna flip it whenever it's done and I think this has one more round to go before it up and it's just boys looking good humanity let's go I think mine is ready to be flipped so I hope you guys are ready for mine are you ready mr. pancake butt BAM Wow look at that that is sexy Wow check that out mr. pancake pod can you do this for Humanity let me put this Immokalee that is just awesome all right I guess I'll flip you two all right you guys ready for the pancake box poop emoji three two one oh yes totally got you beat you got the Sheep right but I can't see the eyeballs I can't see you the mouth look at the big comparison look at that pretty sure I won this one so I'm sorry mister thank you but robots will not take over the world not one goes to me unanimous vote round number two we have the super Mario mushroom if you don't know what that looks like looks like this really simple let me spray you let me spray me carefully okay this is gonna be a really wide mushroom for me oh man this is gonna be an ugly mushroom totally messed this up but it's okay we have a mouse here there you go this was gonna be really simple oh my gosh you are looking nice let me just help you out here yeah I connect the dots for you all right this one actually looks pretty dope my mushroom feels like someone just pushed the mushroom down with gravity like and squished it you you have a perfect circle in the other hand but of all that that debate made for the human race was for the human race that's how we do it here in earnest I see you you filling it in really nicely I don't blame you wow that's actually pretty nice staiin I'm gonna fill my last holes now pull this this there's just something satisfying with just filling in but mine's good how about you you gotta fill yours in too why are you trying to copy me try to copy me up alright that's it it just did two dots you have no consciousness I have a conscious you're being controlled by codes I am being controlled by myself all right I think it's time to flip this off flipping it hey what's going when you say what's good boy can you see what's good ROI human race she win race that is just amazing looking what are you even doing what are you doing is doing cool little patterns I don't even need that you know why cuz I have a conscious guys ready three two one oh my gosh oh my gosh that looks pretty good that looks pretty accurate compared to mine unbelievable I might have to give this to the bank Ava the mushrooms is more accurate robots are taking over that's not a good thing this one's a little bit more challenging got a simple shape like a poop or a mushroom we're gonna draw a cartoon character okay we are going to draw Bart Simpson you know who Bart Simpson is of course you do because I put a program in you to draw it if you guys don't know what is it's just for Humanity my drive sideways cuz he has a really tall hit good y'all Bart Simpson boys and girls this is Marge Bart Simpson everybody alright I see you I see you you're just filling it in that's cool I'm just waiting on line you know wonder how that's gonna look really you know what I'm gonna start filling in mindspeak you think you're the only one who can start filling in things I can fill in things too that's cool there you go all right but it's good by looking good how was yours looking mr. pancake bot you missed a spot let me fix stuff for your moo moo to glue all right here we go I was looking great how's yours looking mr. robot I'm left with my first because I think mine is sue Flint when I can't here we go Bart Simpson everybody three two one hey what's good eat my shorts William and us pretty cool so mine's good it's like twice the size of a pancake butt so let's move this flip this over here is the pancake box simcha okay all right mine's a little overcooked this is undercooked but at the same time it's still Bart Simpson I think I'm gonna have to give the winner so it's bigger you can see the eyeballs he can see everything he can't see anything here two to one everybody let's go human race let's go it's just for all my humans out there this one is gonna be a little bit more abstract okay this one needs a little bit more skill we're gonna draw on the Trump everybody we're gonna draw that it's gonna be a little bit difficult I believe in us how are you doing that oh my god she's doing good okay I haven't even started yet I think we go wish me luck everyone all right looking good how are you looking how you doing all right it's still doing it I don't know what you're doing but I think I'm doing good I got the face draw the eyeballs now there you go and then the nose oh man I think this guy's gonna win this sounds gonna be me cuz I don't know what I'm doing all right I gotta draw his hair his little to pay paying Donald Trump I got you not too bad Oh your little bowtie it's not too bad I feel like you're gonna get it right okay maybe I'll fill in the eyeballs here got you oh oh that's not good oh gosh I gave him a mole in a pimple accidentally sorry fill in his shirt okay all right he's doing stuff okay here we go what is it bad at all your earlobes guys coming down below if you want me to do this again I don't know I'm just scared he's gonna get this thing perfect I don't even know what mine looks like looks like a Bob's Burgers get your something but I'm good I'm just gonna fill in the rest hopefully I can get it right so here we go this is good all right now we just wait really for me this is gonna be a tight battle guys this final round will be really really tight cuz I feel like he's doing really good I don't even know how mine's gonna turn out but all right guys here we go I'm gonna flip my big BOTS not even done with his head so while he's finishing up I am going to flip mine and hopefully it looks like something three two one all right here we go Donald Trump everybody not too bad the hair you see the hair just a little to pay and then eyes eyebrows and nose that's awesome it's not bad guys it's not too bad all right but mr. pancake pod over here I don't know this different story guys here we go flipping it in three two one oops I messed it up I am sorry mr. I can't see where it's going like okay I definitely won because I mind looks like someone is actually pretty funny you guys want me to do this again let me know in the comments down below this video if he doesn't like so I'll give everyone $100 alright anyways thank you all for watching I hope you guys enjoyed this video if it was very challenging most fun for sure so let me know if you want me to do this again and so that I'll see you guys next time [Applause]