Oh! Oh god
Nevermind, he’s here (bad singing of You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood) Cow!! Cow!! I found a sheep! You can make the sheep fart Bring the cow into the elevator Okay Alright let’s go, bring in the cow, somehow Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Get in, get in!
Cow, get in the elevator That guy pushed the cow out! NOOOOO!!! What is this? Oh, it’s the shit one. Get on, get on Bye! We’re going into the toilet I’m black! Oh, what? Look! I’m black! Ok, this one is the SpongeBob one Oh bruh, I just got hit by a car (bad singing) Uh oh, it’s dark Uh oh, that’s kinda gay, though Wait, wait, I need to hear it The elevator broke (quietly) Shut the fuck up I’m gonna go to the back wall What’s this based on? I feel like- Slenderman, but like, he didn’t appear- OH I’m white now What? Can I have chezburger pls? You can’t say UwU, but you can say I’m gay Can I say you’re gay? Oh, I can’t say you’re gay OH, KOOL-AID! (bad singing of Want You Gone) (bad singing of Chocolate Rain) Oh, I got barfed on, that’s so gross, ewwww (bad singing of Levan Polka) Oh wait! We can get a god on this one, we can get a god on this one! You see the red building?
I’m kinda stuck, I’m kinda stuck, please help It doesn’t matter, just try not to die There we go, got em Y’all got 20 seconds, just saying
It’s fine, we have enough time Shit, push him, push him! Y’all got 5 seconds, just saying Bruh
Rip You’re a waffle, look! Salty’s a waffle!
You’re a waffle! It’s a waffle in a box
What’s he gonna do doe? Open the box, he’s a waffle- oh he’s vibing! Oh! Salute! Oh there we go, there we go, there we go, go go go go go go go! Spongebob Let’s go
Alright, go go go go go There we go Yaga, gaga Got em! He’s in!
Ayyyyy, I’m putting them all in this one corner
lets go Oh, it’s this one again It’s free pizza! I’m gonna get anime hair, bro Get to like, a corner This guy has a Fortnite shirt! Bruh, bruh Ew
Spam kill (bad singing of Spooky Scary Skeletons) Also, Salty’s still a waffle Yeah, you got a problem? (bad singing of Tank!) Oh yeah, yup, I saw that guy What- oh, yay! You have to pick a move, you have to pick a move Bruh First-person! My guy is talking about the economy Bruh Yes Bruh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
You just want to give up? Okay, I think we all have to agree, that 60 seconds is not enough Welcome everybody, this is my voice now Sometimes you just wonder, why the fuck am I even here, you know? Hrng, colonel, I’m the Robloxia Army General You can call me General Poncho
Objective: Survive This is our target This is what I like to beat my meat to daily His name is Ronald I know a kid named Ronald, he watches Naruto
Jump on Going down! Yes, there we go, stand still Okay, when I tell you that you have to, jump down So- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA That was an accident
Looking good, Joker! Why didn’t you check this before? This is the military, you’re supposed to do this- Don’t die or else you’ll be stupid as hell I don’t think that’s how it works The fuse line is still on there, that thing is gonna fucking explode Starting engine! Why do they just have so many red buttons? It’s still plugged in!
Wait, look outside the windows What are these bananas for? To stick up your ass It’s poisoned, oh no the banana’s poisoned WHAAAT! HAHA. I’m just kidding The fuel nozzles are still open! We’re pouring out fuel! This is why you do your research before you —- fly! You’re supposed to make an emergency landing Does that mean we will die? YEAH, we’re pouring out fuel Shouldn’t we be dying right now? Cover me, what? Wait, LIGHTNING?! It’s not striking the wing, at all The motor is fixed now! He just stood there and t-posed on the motor So you’re telling me the banana didn’t have drugs in it? General, we’re finally here Uh, doesn’t look like it
That’s not the fuel canister, that’s the headphone jack, bro I just wanted to do this my whole life! I just wanted to make a big-mac! Just hammer it, what is this kid doing?
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Hey what’s up, they’re having a dance party We had 60 seconds, and we only did it in like, 11 seconds Guys, I have cheese, it can solve the problem! Everyone grabs a parachute! We need to get out there and jump, okay so it’s back there Oh, we have to move through the fire. Oh, you died? Stupid ass. Oh, those are all the people we saved Yeah, also everybody else But you don’t worry my child. My child? Bruh, that’s a skeleton and that’s a human, I’m not sure those are the same species WOAH OH MY GOSH